All this poor guy wanted to do was enjoy a day fishing on the beach.

And everything was going pretty well for a while.

He had just reeled in a massive stingray and was dragging it out of the Gulf of Mexico waters in Texas.

For some reason, a woman on the beach decided what he was doing was illegal. She believed it was illegal to catch a stingray. And because he was German, he should be sent to prison for life.

First off, catching a stingray is not illegal in Texas -- as long as the proper fishing license is held by the fisherman.

And her assertion that he's German? While we are not sure if he is or not, we are going to just assume he's not and that she's completely nuts.

After all, she did say that "all Germans from Germany" should be in prison. Sane people don't say stuff like that.