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Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after "attempting to have sex with a parked van". Seeing as how it was an "attempt", and not "successfully having sex with a van", it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner. I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo