Underwear

This woman went to the emergency room because her thong gave her an abscess, and if she didn't get it treated she could have died! Source: Buzzfeed  

This community just abolished their one-man police department, leaving the chief without a job. So he turned in his cruiser key, his uniform, and he proceeded to walk home Walter White style. Police department disbanded, chief protests by walking home in underwear  

A man wearing only underwear was arrested for carjacking and resisting arrest in Kalamazoo Saturday afternoon.

Should selling your dirty panties to men on the internet disqualify you for working for the government? Would you vote for this woman?

Why, you ask? Because he was the first place finisher for their team. This means that his underwear set the rule requirement for the rest of the team. THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE.

How drunk do you have to be to remove all your clothes and walk around a gas station in just your underwear? For a Mt. Pleasant man, the answer is a blood alcohol level of .25, apparently.

It's getting pretty chilly out there! Wouldn't you want your car to be toasty warm before you brave that small walk to you car? Extreme Car Audio and "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show" want to help! However, you gotta do something first.

Victoria's Secret supermodel Marisa Miller had a wardrobe malfunction of her own during a celebrity football game in Miami, thanks to the pants-dropping defensive play of Tom Arnold. Apparently, Marisa doesn't wear Victoria's Secret underwear during play time...