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10-year-old Nandi Bushell challenged Foo Fighters' drummer Dave Grohl to a drum-off, so he decided to write her a theme song for round two.
Every superhero does need a theme song, and this one by Grohl (featuring the Grohlettes) is perfect for Nandi...

We've all had the dreams where it feels like we're falling and, BAM, you wake up right before you hit the ground. Well, this guy literally woke up mid-fall and his reaction is priceless.
Source: Twitter

And it's all because he doesn't want you to kill his promiscuous mom, who ultimately wants to go back to the beach to find some 30-something-year-old Abercrombie model. Ryan left a voicemail for John Horgan with all of the details.
Source: Twitter

This is a Twitter thread that outlines a "Hampton Ho" story about this woman's friend's son, but this story has been told multiple times before. So is it actually true, or just a dream job?
It has nearly the same plot as Loverboy, so here's the trailer for comparison.…

The doll has a button that's supposed to make it laugh, but it's located in a questionable spot. After the complaint went viral on Twitter Hasbro decided to recall the toy.
Source: New York Post

The Barbara Bush Public Library in Texas came out with a commercial featuring Curbside Larry, and people can't get enough of him.
Texas Monthly reports that Curbside Larry is a parody of a local late night used car sales ad.
Curbside Larry debuted in July and quickly became an internet sensation.…

People on Twitter are speculating that this isn't his first time doing this either, look at how he holds the door open with his paw!
Source: Twitter

Comedian Frank Caliendo tried scaring a telemarketer by doing an impression of Liam Neeson's phone speech in "Taken".
Source: Twitter
"If you're looking for me to take a short survey, I can tell you I don't have time," he says in a spot on Neeson voic…

Twitter user Dom Zemmer re-writes song lyrics using only the names of baseball players and your head will hurt thinking about how long it took to do that.
Source: Twitter/BroBible
Zemmer is somewhat of a pro when it comes to this kind of thing...

The Discovery Channel says Mike Tyson will "square off" with a shark, but didn't exactly clarify what that means. Either way, no one would want to be that shark.
It's not just any random shark that Tyson will be fighting, he's going up against the biggest and bad…

It doesn't just sound bad, it physically hurts your ears.
Source: Twitter
What even is that? Some sort of jazz? Circus music? Why does it sound like someone in screaming?!?
It's obvious that no one that works at this bank has ever actually been on hold with their own company at any point...

When you're so hungry you complain about it at work....and you work on LIVE TV. LOL.
Source: KSDK & Twitter
This hangry weatherman is St. Louis television station 5 On Your Side's Anthony Slaughter.
The station explained on the website that Slaughter believed that his forecast was being recorded an…