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      <title>Grand Rapids Toy Company Closes Doors After Massive Customer Complaints</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2022 16:07:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[One Grand Rapids toy company has caused more frowns than smiles after receiving nearly 100 Better Business Bureau complaints over the last few years, causing them to close their doors. <a href="https://wgrd.com/grand-rapids-toy-company-closes-doors-after-massive-customer-complaints/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[One Grand Rapids toy company has caused more frowns than smiles after receiving nearly 100 Better Business Bureau complaints over the last few years, causing them to close their doors. <a href="https://wgrd.com/grand-rapids-toy-company-closes-doors-after-massive-customer-complaints/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Clueless Mom Asks the Internet to Explain What Her Son’s Fleshlight Is</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2015 19:17:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Patty Parsons, the Internet's most recent clueless mom, recently posted a photo on Twitter of her son's masturbation toy, asking people what it was. The Internet, in all its cruel glory, was kind enough to explain it to her in graphic detail.
Her poor CJ (son), has now been outed as a shower masturbator to the entire world. <a href="https://wgrd.com/clueless-mom-asks-the-internet-to-explain-what-her-sons-fleshlight-is/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Patty Parsons, the Internet&apos;s most recent clueless mom, recently posted a photo on Twitter of her son&apos;s masturbation toy, asking people what it was. The Internet, in all its cruel glory, was kind enough to explain it to her in graphic detail.
Her poor CJ (son), has now been outed as a shower masturbator to the entire world. <a href="https://wgrd.com/clueless-mom-asks-the-internet-to-explain-what-her-sons-fleshlight-is/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Grand Rapids’ Attorney’s Word Game Nominated for Toy of the Year</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2015 20:33:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA['Tis the season for shopping for board games, toys, and other fun Christmas gifts. What are the hot toys this holiday season?
ToyAwards.org is dedicated to finding out. A Grand Rapids' attorney's board game has been nominated for the Toy of the Year Awards 2016! <a href="https://wgrd.com/grand-rapids-attorneys-word-game-nominated-for-toy-of-the-year/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[&apos;Tis the season for shopping for board games, toys, and other fun Christmas gifts. What are the hot toys this holiday season?
ToyAwards.org is dedicated to finding out. A&nbsp;Grand Rapids&apos; attorney&apos;s board game has been nominated for&nbsp;the Toy of the Year Awards 2016! <a href="https://wgrd.com/grand-rapids-attorneys-word-game-nominated-for-toy-of-the-year/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Janna]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Disney is Releasing a Star Wars Millennium Falcon Drone Toy!</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2015 21:00:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Metalhead Ned is going to be hanging out at Meijer tonight at Knapp's for the midnight launch of the new Star Wars toys, one of which is a new drone, in the shape of the Millennium Falcon! Hell yeah!
I want one! <a href="https://wgrd.com/disney-is-releasing-a-star-wars-millennium-falcon-drone-toy/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Metalhead Ned is going to be hanging out at Meijer tonight at Knapp&apos;s for the midnight launch of the new Star Wars toys, one of which is a new drone, in the shape of the Millennium Falcon! Hell yeah!
I want one! <a href="https://wgrd.com/disney-is-releasing-a-star-wars-millennium-falcon-drone-toy/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Veterinarian Uses Legos to Help Disabled Turtle [Video]</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2015 12:02:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Do you know the saying &quot;Necessity is the mother of invention?&quot;  
Well, this turtle had the need. And a veterinarian was there to help. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wingsveterinarian-uses-legos-to-help-disabled-turtle-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you know the saying &amp;quot;Necessity is the mother of invention?&amp;quot;  
Well, this turtle had the need. And a veterinarian was there to help. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wingsveterinarian-uses-legos-to-help-disabled-turtle-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2014 14:13:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[What sound does a giraffe make?  
Do they make any noise at all? Or are they silent? <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-stuffed-toy-giraffe-sounds-absolutely-terrifying-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[What sound does a giraffe make?  
Do they make any noise at all? Or are they silent? <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-stuffed-toy-giraffe-sounds-absolutely-terrifying-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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