What is the best drunk food? Greasy food right? How many times have you uttered the words when you are falling down drunk... 'I want a Beef & Potato Burrito from Taco Bell!' You know you have, but now, you can enjoy both at the same time.
The fast food wars seem to be on. Last week McDonald's upped their breakfast game by trying out out all-day breakfast at test locations. Now Taco Bell is all like, "Oh yeah Mickey D's? Well, now we are going to offer delivery. Boom."
Taco Bell is easily stealing this idea from me. Listen to this: Just a few months ago, I was up super early driving to work and I was hungry. I passed a Taco Bell and I said to myself, "How great would it be to have breakfast at Taco Bell?" Well, they now have it!
Taco Bell was forced to retract its anti-vegetable commercial for promoting its 12-pack of tacos. The ad opens with the narrator deriding vegetables, saying "Veggies on game day is like punting on fourth and one — it's a cop out."
In Taco Bell's 2013 Super Bowl commercial we meet Bernie Goldblatt, an older gentlemen who is being wished good night by an aid at the Glencobrooke Retirement Home. Or so she thinks he is going to sleep. In fact, Bernie's night is just beginning.
Okay so this is the most amazing news in the world. Honestly it's like the taco bell gods heard me bitching and thought, "damn, we gotta help out miss Jackie Green!" They have decided to release the cool ranch dorito taco! AH!