Snot

And a finger-wag to both of them.

The musician has started a GoFundMe campaign to offset the cost of treatment not covered by his insurance.

Some dudes I was killing beers with recently told me about a little pub over in England called The Red Lion Pub and how it just held its annual booger shooting contest. Yep, you heard me right, its annual booger shooting contest! Each year they have men and women line up and do a farmers blow and see who can shoot a booger the farthest across the bar...

You remember a couple of months ago I told you guys about that restaurant in Pennsylvania that got national attention when the owner of the restaurant decided to ban all little snot nose booger shooting, pants poopin little kids under the age of 6...