Raise your hand if, when you're done showering, you just grab a towel dry off random parts of your body in a random order.
<raises hand>
Yeah, us too. Apparently you're doing it wrong and there is a "correct" way to dry yourself off.
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When it's summer in Michigan, s'mores become one of the major food groups. There's never a bad time to enjoy them.
The Michigan DNR has taken summer to a delicious new level by offering free s'mores during meteor shower watch parties on Friday and Saturday at some Michigan state parks!
All this kid was trying to do was take a shower while belting out the lyrics to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse."
His dad decided that he was singing a bit too loud and wanted to give him a little scare. So, what did he do?
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Here is a great one some guys told me about Sunday afternoon while slamming beers! (Who says you can’t drink on Sunday’s?) And it is why you should never shower with a hooker! Doing other stuff with a hooke
And guys, I think its ok if you get yourself a hooker every now and then…I mean, it’s the oldest profession in the world, a victimless crime, and should certainly be legalized……however, if you do get yourself a hooker every now and then….one thing you should never do……is shower with your hooker, and here is why….