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      <title>Should Dildos Be Considered Essential? This Man Doesn’t Think So!</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2020 11:10:51 GMT</pubDate>
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Source: Facebook
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Some people are being real 'dicks' about this.
Source: Facebook
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      <title>New York City Wants You To Masturbate During Quarantine</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2020 12:07:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[So, they're saying we should do our civic duty and masturbate or bang our roommates while we're in quarantine? Ok.
Source: Twitter
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[So, they're saying we should do our civic duty and masturbate or bang our roommates while we're in quarantine? Ok.
Source: Twitter
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      <title>What Happens When A Professor Catches Students Giving HJ’s In Class?</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:32:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Apparently, this class lecture was so sexy two students couldn't stop themselves from expressing their feelings and the professors reaction is priceless.
Source: PedestrianTV
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Apparently, this class lecture was so sexy two students couldn't stop themselves from expressing their feelings and the professors reaction is priceless.
Source: PedestrianTV
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      <title>Brazzers Presents: “A Step Away” The Musical You Need In Your Life</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 12:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Not only is the video pretty entertaining, but the comments are also HILARIOUS! Is this something you would be down to watch?... Just kidding, don't answer that.
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Not only is the video pretty entertaining, but the comments are also HILARIOUS! Is this something you would be down to watch?... Just kidding, don't answer that.
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      <title>83-Year-Old Grandma Hattie Educates You On How To Score A Date This Valentine’s Day</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Valentine's Day is the day after tomorrow, so if you're still looking for a date for the big day, you better get your s**t together, and fast! But not to worry, as 83-year-old Grandma Hattie is here with some tips on how to score the date with the person of your dreams... <a href="https://wgrd.com/83-year-old-grandma-hattie-educates-you-on-how-to-score-a-date-this-valentines-day/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Valentine&apos;s Day is the day after tomorrow, so if you&apos;re still looking for a date for the big day, you better get your s**t together, and fast! But not to worry, as 83-year-old Grandma Hattie is here with some tips on how to score the date with the person of your dreams... <a href="https://wgrd.com/83-year-old-grandma-hattie-educates-you-on-how-to-score-a-date-this-valentines-day/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Virginity Is Cool – This May Be The Most Bizarre Thing You Watch Today</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 12:56:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Just in case all you sinners haven't heard, virginity is cool and one man vows to spread the good word.
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Just in case all you sinners haven't heard, virginity is cool and one man vows to spread the good word.
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      <title>A Woman Bit Off A Chunk Of A Man’s Tongue While They Were Kissing</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 11:38:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[There's probably a pun that could be used in this situation involving tongues, biting or kissing, but we can't think of it right now, so we'll just get right to the facts. A woman in Michigan bit off a ONE-INCH CHUNK of a guy's tongue while they were kissing on Tuesday... <a href="https://wgrd.com/a-woman-bit-off-a-chunk-of-a-mans-tongue-while-they-were-kissing/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[There&apos;s probably a pun that could be used in this situation involving tongues, biting or kissing, but we can&apos;t think of it right now, so we&apos;ll just get right to the facts. A woman in Michigan bit off a ONE-INCH CHUNK of a guy&apos;s tongue while they were kissing on Tuesday... <a href="https://wgrd.com/a-woman-bit-off-a-chunk-of-a-mans-tongue-while-they-were-kissing/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Woman Needs Emergency Surgery To Remove Her Vibrator From Her Bladder!</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 11:36:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A Mesa, AZ woman recently had to have emergency surgery after her vibrator managed to get stuck inside her bladder while still in the "on" position. Seriously, could there be anything more embarrassing?
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A Mesa, AZ woman recently had to have emergency surgery after her vibrator managed to get stuck inside her bladder while still in the &quot;on&quot; position. Seriously, could there be anything more embarrassing?
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      <title>Is This Guy Giving Julianne Hough an Exorcism Or Orgasm?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2020 11:55:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Does anyone know what the hell is going on here? She is either having a really good time or a really bad time. Hard to say.
 
View this post on Instagram
 
Gonna tell my kids this is “The Exorcist”... (Policy Guidline Disclaimer: I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy. Love and...
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Does anyone know what the hell is going on here? She is either having a really good time or a really bad time. Hard to say.
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      <title>Tyson Fury’s Fight Prep Routine is…Unique</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2020 14:36:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[We've heard of some wild &quot;get fit quick&quot; tips but this is a new one. In a recent interview, Tyson Fury not only showed us his vocal talents, but also admitted to masturbating up to 7 times a day to &quot;keep the testosterone pumping.&quot;
Tyson Fury on ways he's preparing for Wilder:
&quot;I'm masturbating 7 times a day to keep my testosterone pumping... <a href="https://wgrd.com/tyson-furys-fight-prep-routine-is-unique/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[We&apos;ve heard of some wild &amp;quot;get fit quick&amp;quot; tips but this is a new one. In a recent interview, Tyson Fury not only showed us his vocal talents, but also admitted to masturbating up to 7 times a day to &amp;quot;keep the testosterone pumping.&amp;quot;
Tyson Fury on ways he&apos;s preparing for Wilder:
&amp;quot;I&apos;m masturbating 7 times a day to keep my testosterone pumping... <a href="https://wgrd.com/tyson-furys-fight-prep-routine-is-unique/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2020 13:01:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A dog bite + reconstructive cosmetic surgery = pubes growing from your face?
Source: E! & Jezebel
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A dog bite + reconstructive cosmetic surgery = pubes growing from your face?
Source: E! &amp; Jezebel
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      <title>The Tigers Would Like For You To Not Bone at Comerica Park, Thanks</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2019 19:17:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[That home run may land you behind bars. Not in a kinky way either... <a href="https://wgrd.com/the-tigers-would-like-for-you-to-not-bone-at-comerica-park-thanks/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[That home run may land you behind bars. Not in a kinky way either... <a href="https://wgrd.com/the-tigers-would-like-for-you-to-not-bone-at-comerica-park-thanks/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Having A Threesome! NOT SO GOOD: Nearly Having Your Genitals Bitten Off During A Threesome</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 12:48:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[What the what!!?? Imagine your dream of a threesome coming true and then the unexpected happens!! Oh My! <a href="https://wgrd.com/having-a-threesome-not-so-good-nearly-having-your-genitals-bitten-off-during-a-threesome/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[What the what!!?? Imagine your dream of a threesome coming true and then the unexpected happens!! Oh My! <a href="https://wgrd.com/having-a-threesome-not-so-good-nearly-having-your-genitals-bitten-off-during-a-threesome/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Tiffany Haddish Explains To Colbert Why ‘Batteries Are A Girl’s Best Friend’</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2018 10:04:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[What is a single woman's best friend? Tiffany Haddish confesses the best stuff on Colbert. <a href="https://wgrd.com/tiffany-haddish-explains-to-colbert-why-batteries-are-a-girls-best-friend/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <title>West MI Music Festival Named ‘Most Promiscuous’ in America</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2018 02:49:11 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A lot more than music is going down at a festival. <a href="https://wgrd.com/west-mi-music-festival-named-most-promiscuous-in-america/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A lot more than music is going down at a festival. <a href="https://wgrd.com/west-mi-music-festival-named-most-promiscuous-in-america/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>H. Jon Benjamin Wrote A Book About Failure Including His Failed College Threesome</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2018 12:57:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Have you ever had a threesome? This hilarious man talks about his encounter.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/h-jon-benjamin-wrote-a-book-about-failure-including-his-failed-college-threesome/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Have you ever had a threesome? This hilarious man talks about his encounter.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/h-jon-benjamin-wrote-a-book-about-failure-including-his-failed-college-threesome/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Free Beer and Hot Wings]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>This Man Claims He Lost His Virginity At 17 To A Busty Alien Named Crescent</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/this-man-claims-he-lost-his-virginity-at-17-to-a-busty-alien-named-crescent/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 11:13:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Would you have sex with an alien? This man said he lost his virginity to an alien? <a href="https://wgrd.com/this-man-claims-he-lost-his-virginity-at-17-to-a-busty-alien-named-crescent/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Would you have sex with an alien? This man said he lost his virginity to an alien? <a href="https://wgrd.com/this-man-claims-he-lost-his-virginity-at-17-to-a-busty-alien-named-crescent/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>These Tattoo Artists Cover Up Branding Marks On Human Trafficking Victims Free Of Charge</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 11:39:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This is amazing! Talk about putting your gift to a great cause! <a href="https://wgrd.com/these-tattoo-artists-cover-up-branding-marks-on-human-trafficking-victims-free-of-charge/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This is amazing! Talk about putting your gift to a great cause! <a href="https://wgrd.com/these-tattoo-artists-cover-up-branding-marks-on-human-trafficking-victims-free-of-charge/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>This Woman Openly Admits To Having Sex With 20 Ghosts</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2017 14:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Did you know you can have sex with ghosts? This lady can. You think she's a liar? <a href="https://wgrd.com/this-woman-openly-admits-to-having-sex-with-20-ghosts/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you know you can have sex with ghosts? This lady can. You think she&apos;s a liar? <a href="https://wgrd.com/this-woman-openly-admits-to-having-sex-with-20-ghosts/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>WGRD’s Rejected Air Sex Championship Auditions</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2017 20:53:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The Air Sex Championships are coming to Grand Rapids, and we thought we'd share with you our audition tapes. Sort of like auditioning for a movie, but of course all of ours were rejected. We're not sure why. <a href="https://wgrd.com/wgrds-rejected-air-sex-championship-auditions/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Air Sex Championships are coming to Grand Rapids, and we thought we&apos;d share with you our audition tapes. Sort of like auditioning for a movie, but of course all of ours were rejected. We&apos;re not sure why. <a href="https://wgrd.com/wgrds-rejected-air-sex-championship-auditions/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Bay City Swingers Party Erupts Into Assault By Minivan</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2017 15:46:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The wife was arrested, and of course she was well over the legal BAC, blowing a 0.156.

BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER! <a href="https://wgrd.com/bay-city-swingers-party-erupts-into-assault-by-minivan/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The wife was arrested, and of course she was well over the legal BAC, blowing a 0.156.

BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER! <a href="https://wgrd.com/bay-city-swingers-party-erupts-into-assault-by-minivan/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>If Only Our Dude Dicks Worked Like Duck Dicks</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 18:14:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[I know that could be the weirdest headline you'll read today, but when I tell you why it's there, you'll probably agree. <a href="https://wgrd.com/if-only-our-dude-dicks-worked-like-duck-dicks/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I know that could be the weirdest headline you&apos;ll read today, but when I tell you why it&apos;s there, you&apos;ll probably agree. <a href="https://wgrd.com/if-only-our-dude-dicks-worked-like-duck-dicks/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Mother And Daughter Busted For Running A Prostitution Ring In Sarasota Neighborhood</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2017 11:51:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[I think I found love! A Ma' and Daughter duo were arrested for giving the people what they want! Let them free!!!  <a href="https://wgrd.com/mother-and-daughter-busted-for-running-a-prostitution-ring-in-sarasota-neighborhood/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I think I found love! A Ma&apos; and Daughter duo were arrested for giving the people what they want! Let them free!!!  <a href="https://wgrd.com/mother-and-daughter-busted-for-running-a-prostitution-ring-in-sarasota-neighborhood/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Scientists Have Released the Most Disturbing and NSFW New Report</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2017 20:53:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[It's amazing what scientists will study, given enough money, and boredom. Mostly, their topics turn to sex, which might lead you to believe that they're lonely. But maybe they're really getting up to some seriously weird perv stuff, considering this most recent study. <a href="https://wgrd.com/scientists-have-released-the-most-disturbing-and-nsfw-new-report/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It&apos;s amazing what scientists will study, given enough money, and boredom. Mostly, their topics turn to sex, which might lead you to believe that they&apos;re lonely. But maybe they&apos;re really getting up to some seriously weird perv stuff, considering this most recent study. <a href="https://wgrd.com/scientists-have-released-the-most-disturbing-and-nsfw-new-report/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Homeless Michigan Couple Busted for Boning in the Most Public Place They Could Find</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2017 16:26:11 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A homeless couple in Jackson, MI decided it would be a great idea to make the Beast with Two Backs in front of the Consumers Energy headquarters building this morning. Maybe they were just proposing a new energy source? Friction?
Okay, that was gross, sorry. <a href="https://wgrd.com/homeless-michigan-couple-busted-for-boning-in-the-most-public-place-they-could-find/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A homeless couple in Jackson, MI decided it would be a great idea to make the Beast with Two Backs in front of the Consumers Energy headquarters building this morning. Maybe they were just proposing a new energy source? Friction?
Okay, that was gross, sorry. <a href="https://wgrd.com/homeless-michigan-couple-busted-for-boning-in-the-most-public-place-they-could-find/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Scientists Issue a Warning About Sex Robots</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:10:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Did you know that there's a Foundation for Responsible Robotics? I didn't, either. But the scientists from the FRR have released a report asking people to think about our future with sex robots. They even have some suggestions on how we can prepare! <a href="https://wgrd.com/scientists-issue-a-warning-about-sex-robots/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you know that there&apos;s a Foundation for Responsible Robotics? I didn&apos;t, either. But the scientists from the FRR have released a report asking people to think about our future with sex robots. They even have some suggestions on how we can prepare! <a href="https://wgrd.com/scientists-issue-a-warning-about-sex-robots/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Pompeii Man’s Preserved Masturbation Goes Viral</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2017 11:45:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Archeologists have found something like 1,500 preserved bodies in the ruins of Pompeii. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79CE, a lot of the people in the town were killed so quickly, it's thought they wouldn't have even felt any pain. This guy might have been feeling something else. <a href="https://wgrd.com/pompeii-mans-preserved-masturbation-goes-viral/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Archeologists&nbsp;have found something like 1,500 preserved bodies in the ruins of Pompeii. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79CE, a lot of the people in the town were killed so quickly, it&apos;s thought they wouldn&apos;t have even felt any pain. This guy might have been feeling something else. <a href="https://wgrd.com/pompeii-mans-preserved-masturbation-goes-viral/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">circa 1900:  One of the victims killed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius which destroyed the city of Pompeii. The shape was preserved by ashes, mixed with rain, settling around the man to leave a mould after the body had decayed, excavators poured plaster into the space and so the person appears in relief.  (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)</media:description>
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      <title>Watch This Runaway Bull Attack A Motorcycle!</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 11:15:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[If you just listen to the audio and don't watch the video you will think this woman is having sex. For some reason when she's scared she starts to moan. Oh yeah, a bull also attacks a motorcycle. <a href="https://wgrd.com/watch-this-runaway-bull-attack-a-motorcycle/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[If you just listen to the audio and don&apos;t watch the video you will think this woman is having sex. For some reason when she&apos;s scared she starts to moan. Oh yeah, a bull also attacks a motorcycle. <a href="https://wgrd.com/watch-this-runaway-bull-attack-a-motorcycle/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Meet the World’s First Robot Mouth Party Expert</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/meet-the-worlds-first-robot-mouth-party-expert/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 21:05:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[We can't cure the common cold, or make sure other important things can be fixed, but we can damn sure get you off in an increasingly wide variety of ways. Now, on Indiegogo, you can support the Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0. That's right, mouth party on demand! <a href="https://wgrd.com/meet-the-worlds-first-robot-mouth-party-expert/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[We can&apos;t cure the common cold, or make sure other important things can be fixed, but we can damn sure get you off in an increasingly wide variety of ways. Now, on Indiegogo, you can support the Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0. That&apos;s right, mouth party on demand! <a href="https://wgrd.com/meet-the-worlds-first-robot-mouth-party-expert/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Inside Edition Busts Dirty Old Men Looking For Sex From Their Personal Assistants</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2017 10:39:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Creeper McCreeperson strikes again. This business man was caught being disgusting to women. This can't be legal right? <a href="https://wgrd.com/inside-edition-busts-dirty-old-men-looking-for-sex-from-their-personal-assistants/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Creeper McCreeperson strikes again. This business man was caught being disgusting to women. This can&apos;t be legal right? <a href="https://wgrd.com/inside-edition-busts-dirty-old-men-looking-for-sex-from-their-personal-assistants/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Happily Married Nevada Couple Divorcing So One Of Them Can Marry Their Shared Girlfriend</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2017 13:10:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Think that your relationship is a little bit weird?  Not feeling normal?  Well, you're probably the most normal couple in the world after hearing about this situation. <a href="https://wgrd.com/happily-married-nevada-couple-divorcing-so-one-of-them-can-marry-their-shared-girlfriend/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Think that your relationship is a little bit weird?  Not feeling normal?  Well, you&apos;re probably the most normal couple in the world after hearing about this situation. <a href="https://wgrd.com/happily-married-nevada-couple-divorcing-so-one-of-them-can-marry-their-shared-girlfriend/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:53:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Oh, Alex Jones. He's a pioneer. He’s an explorer. He's sick of chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay and he's also revealed he 'had over 150 women' by the time he turned 16. <a href="https://wgrd.com/alex-jones-claims-that-he-was-with-150-women-by-the-time-he-was-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <title>Senior Citizens Share Their Best Sex Secrets</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 10:13:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[I don't often think about old people having sex, but when I do it makes me hot!  Jimmy Kimmel does it again with another viral video. This time he asks old folks about their sex habits. <a href="https://wgrd.com/seniors-share-their-best-sex-secrets/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I don&apos;t often think about old people having sex, but when I do it makes me hot!  Jimmy Kimmel does it again with another viral video. This time he asks old folks about their sex habits. <a href="https://wgrd.com/seniors-share-their-best-sex-secrets/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>A Couple Having Sex Interrupts A Tennis Match At The Sarasota Open</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2017 13:27:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Imagine playing tennis and hearing someone having sex. Not just normal sex but great sex, really loud great sex. That's exactly happened here, It's a must see. <a href="https://wgrd.com/a-couple-having-sex-interrupts-a-tennis-match-at-the-sarasota-open/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>San Antonio Police Officers Fired After Being Accused Of Having Sex While On The Job</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2017 14:20:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Have you ever been caught having sex? What about at work? These two cops were caught having sex while on duty. <a href="https://wgrd.com/san-antonio-police-officers-fired-after-being-accused-of-having-sex-while-on-the-job/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Have you ever been caught having sex? What about at work? These two cops were caught having sex while on duty. <a href="https://wgrd.com/san-antonio-police-officers-fired-after-being-accused-of-having-sex-while-on-the-job/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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