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      <title>Can You Legally Drop A Deuce On The Side Of The Road In Michigan?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[On Friday afternoon my wife Lindsey and I were heading south toward Indianapolis, Indiana for a Morgan Wallen concert.
While driving on US-31 a minivan in the distance quickly slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road.
Before they came to a complete stop a man jumped out of the sliding door and had a look of panic on his face... <a href="https://wgrd.com/ixp/44/p/michigan-bathroom-on-the-side-of-the-road/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On Friday afternoon my wife Lindsey and I were heading south toward Indianapolis, Indiana for a Morgan Wallen concert.
While driving on US-31 a minivan in the distance quickly slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road.
Before they came to a complete stop a man jumped out of the sliding door and had a look of panic on his face... <a href="https://wgrd.com/ixp/44/p/michigan-bathroom-on-the-side-of-the-road/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>National Survey Finds Michigan is NOT full of Crap… Because Apparently, We Poop A Lot</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 21:54:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[For whatever reason, someone decided to figure out which states poop the most... <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigan-poops-the-most/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <title>Did the 26 Foot Long World Record for Longest Human Poop Happen in Michigan?</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 11:01:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[There is a load of stories about a woman who broke the world record for the longest single poo.  Do the stories pass the smell test? <a href="https://wgrd.com/record-poop-michigan/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <title>His First Arrest As A Rookie Police Officer Was A Public Pooper</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Johnathan Garcia, a rookie cop in Detroit, made his first arrest this week <a href="https://wgrd.com/his-first-arrest-as-a-rookie-police-officer-was-a-public-pooper/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Johnathan Garcia, a rookie cop in Detroit, made his first arrest this week <a href="https://wgrd.com/his-first-arrest-as-a-rookie-police-officer-was-a-public-pooper/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>A Gross Mystery: Someone Is Dropping Bags Of Poop On Oregon Freeways</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 10:47:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Since 2018, someone has been leaving bags of human feces on freeways and roads in Oregon counties without being caught. Local police are asking people to keep an eye out for anyone or any vehicles acting suspicious.
Oregon Live reports that this is being taken so seriously, that there is a staff member, Code Enforcement Officer Dave Thomson, working nights now for the sole purpose of trying to cat <a href="https://wgrd.com/a-gross-mystery-someone-is-dropping-bags-of-poop-on-oregon-freeways/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Since 2018, someone has been leaving bags of human feces on freeways and roads in Oregon counties without being caught. Local police are asking people to keep an eye out for anyone or any vehicles acting suspicious.
Oregon Live reports that this is being taken so seriously, that there is a staff member, Code Enforcement Officer Dave Thomson, working nights now for the sole purpose of trying to cat <a href="https://wgrd.com/a-gross-mystery-someone-is-dropping-bags-of-poop-on-oregon-freeways/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>It’s Her Birthday, She Has To Poop, &amp; There’s A Warrant For Her Arrest</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 12:04:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This newly 28-year-old was having quite the birthday when she was pulled over and then told the officer she had to poop. The officer discovered a warrant for her arrest which led to a high speed chase, and she was eventually caught.
KFOR reports that twenty-eight-year-old Emily Owings of Enid, Oklahoma was initially pulled over because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt... <a href="https://wgrd.com/its-her-birthday-she-has-to-poop-theres-a-warrant-for-her-arrest/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This newly 28-year-old was having quite the birthday when she was pulled over and then told the officer she had to poop. The officer discovered a warrant for her arrest which led to a high speed chase, and she was eventually caught.
KFOR&nbsp;reports that twenty-eight-year-old Emily Owings of Enid, Oklahoma was initially pulled over because she wasn&apos;t wearing her seatbelt... <a href="https://wgrd.com/its-her-birthday-she-has-to-poop-theres-a-warrant-for-her-arrest/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Maine Woman Uses Moose Turds To Make And Sell Art (Video)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2018 12:58:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Poop!!! What is it good for? You would think nothing other than to flush with embarrassment but this Maine woman has found another use for it.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/maine-woman-uses-moose-turds-to-make-and-sell-art-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Poop!!! What is it good for? You would think nothing other than to flush with embarrassment but this Maine woman has found another use for it.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/maine-woman-uses-moose-turds-to-make-and-sell-art-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Michigan Woman Rubs Dog Poo On Neighbor’s Doorknob</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2018 10:43:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This woman did something that may be the most disgusting thing you will see today. Or was she justified? You be the judge! <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigan-woman-rubs-dog-poo-on-neighbors-doorknob/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This woman did something that may be the most disgusting thing you will see today. Or was she justified? You be the judge! <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigan-woman-rubs-dog-poo-on-neighbors-doorknob/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Passengers On 6-Hour Flight To Hawaii Told To Pee In Bags Because Some Idiot Shoved A Diaper In The Toilet</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 11:16:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[When are where is it okay to use the restroom in a plastic bag?! What about on an airplane? These folks had to do just that.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/passengers-on-6-hour-flight-to-hawaii-told-to-pee-in-bags-because-some-idiot-shoved-a-diaper-in-the-toilet/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[When are where is it okay to use the restroom in a plastic bag?! What about on an airplane? These folks had to do just that.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/passengers-on-6-hour-flight-to-hawaii-told-to-pee-in-bags-because-some-idiot-shoved-a-diaper-in-the-toilet/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Holland Woman Gets a Bag of Poop in the Mail [VIDEO]</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2018 21:48:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[You've heard of the flaming bag of poo on the front porch prank... but a poop package through the mail?  It happened to a women in Holland last week. <a href="https://wgrd.com/holland-woman-gets-a-bag-of-poop-in-the-mail-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[You&apos;ve heard of the flaming bag of poo on the front porch prank... but a poop package through the mail?  It happened to a women in Holland last week. <a href="https://wgrd.com/holland-woman-gets-a-bag-of-poop-in-the-mail-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Ceanup On Aisle Poo! Washington Store Searching For Store Pooper</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:49:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Poop!! A Washington Store is looking for a random pooper! Have you seen this freak? <a href="https://wgrd.com/ceanup-on-aisle-poo-washington-store-searching-for-store-pooper/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Poop!! A Washington Store is looking for a random pooper! Have you seen this freak? <a href="https://wgrd.com/ceanup-on-aisle-poo-washington-store-searching-for-store-pooper/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Phantom Pooper Strikes at Whitmore Lake</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 20:18:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Someone authorities should be calling &quot;The Phantom Pooper&quot; has struck again at the Whitmore Lake Athletic field, about 10 miles north of Ann Arbor. They're not calling him that, but it would be a great name for him. I say &quot;him&quot;, because I doubt a woman would be pooping on a school field. <a href="https://wgrd.com/phantom-pooper-strikes-at-whitmore-lake/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Someone authorities should be calling &amp;quot;The Phantom Pooper&amp;quot; has struck again at the Whitmore Lake Athletic field, about 10 miles north of Ann Arbor. They&apos;re not calling him that, but it would be a great name for him. I say &amp;quot;him&amp;quot;, because I doubt a woman would be pooping on a school&nbsp;field. <a href="https://wgrd.com/phantom-pooper-strikes-at-whitmore-lake/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Pony Poops All Over TV Set During Live Segment About Guide Ponies</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2017 13:44:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This is hilarious! A newscast was interviewing a woman about how mini horses are now being used as 'Seeing eye Animals'. What happened next is awesome! <a href="https://wgrd.com/pony-poops-all-over-tv-set-during-live-segment-about-guide-ponies/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This is hilarious! A newscast was interviewing a woman about how mini horses are now being used as &apos;Seeing eye Animals&apos;. What happened next is awesome! <a href="https://wgrd.com/pony-poops-all-over-tv-set-during-live-segment-about-guide-ponies/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Kid Emerges From McDonald’s Playground Covered In Human Poop</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2017 10:55:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Poop!!! A little boy was having the time of his life at a McDonald's Play House when he stumbled upon poop. Things got worse when the mom couldn't find soap or napkins to help clean the kid up.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/kid-emerges-from-mcdonalds-playground-covered-in-human-poop/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Poop!!! A little boy was having the time of his life at a McDonald&apos;s Play House when he stumbled upon poop. Things got worse when the mom couldn&apos;t find soap or napkins to help clean the kid up.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/kid-emerges-from-mcdonalds-playground-covered-in-human-poop/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Anderson Cooper To Trump Pundit: ‘If He Took A Dump On His Desk, You Would Defend It’</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/anderson-cooper-to-trump-pundit-if-he-took-a-dump-on-his-desk-you-would-defend-it/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2017 11:52:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper is 'gangsta' for this. During an interview Anderson Cooper told his interview that he would defend Trump even if he 'took a dump on the desk.'  <a href="https://wgrd.com/anderson-cooper-to-trump-pundit-if-he-took-a-dump-on-his-desk-you-would-defend-it/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper is &apos;gangsta&apos; for this. During an interview Anderson Cooper told his interview that he would defend Trump even if he &apos;took a dump on the desk.&apos;  <a href="https://wgrd.com/anderson-cooper-to-trump-pundit-if-he-took-a-dump-on-his-desk-you-would-defend-it/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Chimp Throws Poop And Hits Grandma Right In The Nose</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/404247/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 11:39:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Sorry grandma but this is hilarious!!!! A chimp throws poop and hits a grandma right in the face! You gotta see this to believe it!  <a href="https://wgrd.com/404247/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sorry grandma but this is hilarious!!!! A chimp throws poop and hits a grandma right in the face! You gotta see this to believe it!  <a href="https://wgrd.com/404247/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>John Ball Monkey Flings Poop Like a Pro – FBHW Segment 16</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/john-ball-monkey-flings-poop-like-a-pro-fbhw-segment-16/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2017 19:20:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[At the John Ball Zoo, a fun incident occurred that reminds people why they shouldn't tease the monkeys. Today on Segment 16, the guys watch amazing video of a monkey throwing poop like a pro, and scoring a hit on an unsuspecting lady at the zoo. <a href="https://wgrd.com/john-ball-monkey-flings-poop-like-a-pro-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[At the John Ball Zoo, a fun incident occurred that reminds people why they shouldn&apos;t tease the monkeys. Today on Segment 16, the guys watch amazing video of a monkey throwing poop like a pro, and scoring a hit on an unsuspecting lady at the zoo. <a href="https://wgrd.com/john-ball-monkey-flings-poop-like-a-pro-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>All Free Beer Does is Keep Secrets and Poop – FBHW Segment 16</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/all-free-beer-does-is-keep-secrets-and-poop-fbhw-segment-16/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2016 21:24:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Today on Segment 16, the guys kick off missing someone...Free Beer had to run down the hall and poop. Seriously. So we learned some inside info on his life. Mainly that he keeps secrets, and poops. And that's his world. <a href="https://wgrd.com/all-free-beer-does-is-keep-secrets-and-poop-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Today on Segment 16, the guys kick off missing someone...Free Beer had to run down the hall and poop. Seriously. So we learned some inside info on his life. Mainly that he keeps secrets, and poops. And that&apos;s his world. <a href="https://wgrd.com/all-free-beer-does-is-keep-secrets-and-poop-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Package Thief Steals A Box Of Poop Off Of Porch</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/package-thief-steals-a-box-of-poop-off-of-porch/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2016 14:03:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[There is nothing more annoying and bad than a thief! I hate thieves! This time, the thief got what he deserves!  <a href="https://wgrd.com/package-thief-steals-a-box-of-poop-off-of-porch/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[There is nothing more annoying and bad than a thief! I hate thieves! This time, the thief got what he deserves!  <a href="https://wgrd.com/package-thief-steals-a-box-of-poop-off-of-porch/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Michigan’s Scariest Bridge and Grand Rapids’ Poopy Smell – FBHW Segment 16</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/michigans-scariest-bridge-and-grand-rapids-poopy-smell-fbhw-segment-16/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2016 19:54:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the &quot;scariest&quot; bridge in Michigan, and also why parts of Grand Rapids smell so poopy. Seriously. This is the high-brow humor you totally expect. <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigans-scariest-bridge-and-grand-rapids-poopy-smell-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the &amp;quot;scariest&amp;quot; bridge in Michigan, and also why parts of Grand Rapids smell so poopy. Seriously. This is the high-brow humor you totally expect. <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigans-scariest-bridge-and-grand-rapids-poopy-smell-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Crazy Sports Stories and Poop Everywhere – FBHW Segment 16</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/crazy-sports-stories-and-poop-everywhere-fbhw-segment-16/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2016 20:44:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about some sports stories, where some weird things are happening with Michigan football. Is Harbaugh hiding some heinous crimes, or just not talking about kids in trouble? <a href="https://wgrd.com/crazy-sports-stories-and-poop-everywhere-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about some sports stories, where some weird things are happening with Michigan football. Is Harbaugh hiding some heinous crimes, or just not talking about kids in trouble? <a href="https://wgrd.com/crazy-sports-stories-and-poop-everywhere-fbhw-segment-16/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Leaf Bug Pooping is the Weirdest Thing You’ll See Today [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/leaf-bug-pooping-is-the-weirdest-thing-youll-see-today-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2015 15:43:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Leaf bugs are weird. They walk strangely, and most of them don't look very convincing as actual leaves. Oh, and they poop really weirdly, too. <a href="https://wgrd.com/leaf-bug-pooping-is-the-weirdest-thing-youll-see-today-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Leaf bugs are weird. They walk strangely, and most of them don&apos;t look very convincing as actual leaves. Oh, and they poop really weirdly, too. <a href="https://wgrd.com/leaf-bug-pooping-is-the-weirdest-thing-youll-see-today-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Julie]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Squatty Potty Has the Best Commercial Ever Made [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/squatty-potty-has-the-best-commercial-ever-made-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2015 20:04:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[There's been a lot of stuff on the internet about pooping. While this isn't unusual, it seems like things have gotten a bit more advanced than just poopy jokes. Now, people are onto the whole &quot;anorectal angle&quot; thing. There are so many articles out now about pooping while squatting and not sitting, it makes me feel like people spend WAY too much time thinking about poop. <a href="https://wgrd.com/squatty-potty-has-the-best-commercial-ever-made-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[There&apos;s been a lot of stuff on the internet about pooping. While this isn&apos;t unusual, it seems like things have gotten a bit more advanced than just poopy jokes. Now, people are onto the whole &amp;quot;anorectal angle&amp;quot; thing. There are so many articles out now about pooping while squatting and not sitting, it makes me feel like people spend WAY too much time thinking about poop. <a href="https://wgrd.com/squatty-potty-has-the-best-commercial-ever-made-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Squatty Potty</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Green Poop Challenge Results!</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/green-poop-challenge-part-two-the-results-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2015 21:16:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[In yesterday's video, we began the Grand Rapids Green Poop Challenge by eating the Halloween Whopper at Burger King. There are so many internet things that people talk about that turn out to be absolute crap, we just wanted to see if this one is real.
Does the black bun cause your poop to turn green? <a href="https://wgrd.com/green-poop-challenge-part-two-the-results-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[In yesterday&apos;s video, we began the Grand Rapids Green Poop Challenge by eating the Halloween Whopper at Burger King. There are so many internet things that people talk about that turn out to be absolute crap, we just wanted to see if this one is real.
Does the black bun cause your poop to turn green? <a href="https://wgrd.com/green-poop-challenge-part-two-the-results-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>WGRD Staffers Are Experimenting On Ourselves and Our Poop [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/wgrd-staffers-are-experimenting-on-ourselves-and-our-poop-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2015 23:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Since Burger King brought back the Halloween Whopper with the black bun, there have been a bunch of internet reports talking about how eating this burger has an odd side-effect. Nothing dangerous (that we're aware of), but it is something interesting enough to make us experiment on ourselves.
Green poop. <a href="https://wgrd.com/wgrd-staffers-are-experimenting-on-ourselves-and-our-poop-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Since Burger King brought back the Halloween Whopper with the black bun, there have been a bunch of internet reports talking about how eating this burger has an odd side-effect. Nothing dangerous (that we&apos;re aware of), but it is something interesting enough to make us experiment on ourselves.
Green poop. <a href="https://wgrd.com/wgrd-staffers-are-experimenting-on-ourselves-and-our-poop-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Stop Pooping Signs Pop Up On Illinois Pedestrian-Bike Path [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-stop-pooping-signs-pop-up-on-illinois-bike-path-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2015 12:42:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[What do you do when someone keeps pooping on a bicycle path?  
Well, you put up signs that read &quot;Stop Pooping,&quot; with a crossed-out poop emoji, of course! <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-stop-pooping-signs-pop-up-on-illinois-bike-path-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[What do you do when someone keeps pooping on a bicycle path?  
Well, you put up signs that read &amp;quot;Stop Pooping,&amp;quot; with a crossed-out poop emoji, of course! <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-stop-pooping-signs-pop-up-on-illinois-bike-path-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Americans Poop $4 Billion Worth of Gold Annually and Scientists Want to Mine It</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-americans-poop-4-billion-worth-of-gold-annually-and-scientists-want-to-mine-it/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2015 11:29:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A new study has found that Americans might be pooping up to $4 billion worth of gold a year. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-americans-poop-4-billion-worth-of-gold-annually-and-scientists-want-to-mine-it/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A new study has found that Americans might be pooping up to $4 billion worth of gold a year. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-americans-poop-4-billion-worth-of-gold-annually-and-scientists-want-to-mine-it/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Free Beer and Hot Wings]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Serial Car Pooper On the Run In Ohio [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-serial-car-pooper-on-the-run-in-ohio-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2015 11:59:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Plenty of teenagers play pranks on people, whhether it be toilet papering a yard, Saran-wrapping a car or egging a house. 
However, very few would resort to deucing on someone's vehicle. 
This story is about someone doing just that, except that it's reportedly an adult. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-serial-car-pooper-on-the-run-in-ohio-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Plenty of teenagers play pranks on people, whhether it be toilet papering a yard, Saran-wrapping a car or egging a house. 
However, very few would resort to deucing on someone&apos;s vehicle. 
This story is about someone doing just that, except that it&apos;s reportedly an adult. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-serial-car-pooper-on-the-run-in-ohio-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Iowa Woman In Trouble After Mailing Poop to Her Neighbor [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-iowa-woman-in-trouble-after-sending-poop-to-her-neighbor-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2015 13:26:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A Burlington, Iowa, woman has been charged with a misdemeanor crime after a feud with a neighbor went a little too far. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-iowa-woman-in-trouble-after-sending-poop-to-her-neighbor-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:23:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Do you know what a toilet fetish is?   Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure.   This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable!   This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night... <a href="https://wgrd.com/like-poop-on-your-head-guy-with-creepiest-toilet-fetish-ever-bar-stool/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you know what a toilet fetish is?   Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure.   This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable!   This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night... <a href="https://wgrd.com/like-poop-on-your-head-guy-with-creepiest-toilet-fetish-ever-bar-stool/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater?   It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines!  Gross!   The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter!  
 This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine,  was pu <a href="https://wgrd.com/dont-eat-and-spit-your-own-poop-at-cops-bar-stool/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater?   It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines!  Gross!   The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter!  
 This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine,  was pu <a href="https://wgrd.com/dont-eat-and-spit-your-own-poop-at-cops-bar-stool/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <description><![CDATA[And I just found out something about you girls that I never knew before!  It might be the best kept secret you girls have ever kept from us guys!  But now,...sorry girls...I'm gonna blow it out of the water......I never knew so many of you girls poop your pants on the day of your wedding!  While you’re wearing your wedding dress!   I never knew you were walking around looking so beautiful on the o <a href="https://wgrd.com/its-ok-for-girls-to-poop-their-pants-on-their-wedding-day-in-fact-most-women-do/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[And I just found out something about you girls that I never knew before!  It might be the best kept secret you girls have ever kept from us guys!  But now,...sorry girls...I'm gonna blow it out of the water......I never knew so many of you girls poop your pants on the day of your wedding!  While you’re wearing your wedding dress!   I never knew you were walking around looking so beautiful on the o <a href="https://wgrd.com/its-ok-for-girls-to-poop-their-pants-on-their-wedding-day-in-fact-most-women-do/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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