This is why I don't do magic. Okay, I'm also clumsy AF, and too lazy to learn the tricks, but this video is the main reason. Really. I would totally impale someone like this guy does during his failed trick. Only I wouldn't have a lame-ass ponytail.
This guy totally sucks at his job.
After the family of 91-year-old Janina Kolkiewicz, from Ostrow Lubelski, Poland, found her not breathing on Nov. 6, they did what anyone would do.
They called the doctor. The doctor came to their home and pronounced her dead.
She was then taken to the funeral home.