"It's a Christmas Miracle!" Aren't these words everyone wants to hear during the holidays? This Christmas, you could hear "God bless us, every one" from a very special Kentwood man, if you help him with his Christmas need.
Now, the dealership is suing Mr. Pervy Bastard Haskins for $38,000. The total damages to the vehicles and property from his jaunt only came to $12,129.55...so why $38k?
Today on Segment 16, the guys learn about Justin's pervy TV news neighbor, who tried to ask out Justin's wife in front of him. Also, he wears pajama pants outside in public.
I've never heard of "cranking" before this, and now I fear it's like "The Ring". I can only escape the clutches of this disturbing new knowledge by sharing with unsuspecting innocents. I apologize in advance for inflicting this upon you.