By this point in a big film’s marketing cycle, we typically would have seen a couple trailers, a ton of posters, lengthy magazine pieces, the works. In contrast, there has been so little concrete info out there on The Dark Tower, which opens in theaters in almost exactly three months, that some people (like, y’know, me) began to doubt whether the movie would open on time, or even if it existed at all.
Motivational speeches should be reserved for people who are loud, outgoing and a little crazy.
Chris Farley taught us this in his "Livin' In a Van Down by the River" skit from NBC's "Saturday Night Live" many years ago.
Matthew McConaughey is pretty much the polar opposite of Farley.