Lots of bad things can happen in elevators. There's all the awkward conversations about the weather: "Yep. Sure is cold out there. Snow. Yeah."
There's the people who stand way too close to you.
People who fart.
You could get stuck in an elevator with a crazy guy who threatens security guards by singing Metallica and non-stop pushes the emergency button.
But probably the very worst thing
Hot Wings has taken a stand recently against "life hacks."
He hates the term and hates lists of so-called life hacks: the tips that supposedly help you live your life a little easier. It's safe to assume that Hot Wings also hates the website Lifehacker on principal alone.
Maddox, from "The Best Show In The Universe," feels Hot Wings' pain.