This is a Twitter thread that outlines a "Hampton Ho" story about this woman's friend's son, but this story has been told multiple times before. So is it actually true, or just a dream job?
It has nearly the same plot as Loverboy, so here's the trailer for comparison...
What do you do when someone keeps pooping on a bicycle path?
Well, you put up signs that read "Stop Pooping," with a crossed-out poop emoji, of course!