In totally WTF news for the day, a rather angry-looking, but still hot, weather reporter was trying to report on the lack of storm at a local beach when she was taken out with a fish to the head. <--Weirdest sentence ever written? Possibly.
Sunday morning, about 1:45am, a Whitehall man was allegedly attacked by his girlfriend with a fish! All he was doing, according to his story, was drunkenly sketching a fish he had in his home, when his girlfriend grabbed the fish and attacked him with it.
Sounds totally believable...when I drink, all I want to do is sketch fish, too.
A Whitehall man was injured after being struck with a sailfish by his girlfriend early Sunday morning, police say.
WZZM-13 reports the 61-year-old was sketching the mounted fish at a residence on Livingston Street. According to police, his girlfriend, 58, became angry and moved the fish.
Proving that your looks can get you far in an industry other than acting or modeling and that dogs aren't the only creatures recognized for their outlandish features, the blobfish has won the non-distinct honor of being voted the world’s ugliest animal by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. Look at it -- it looks like Mr. Magoo and Popeye fused their heads together before melting it under a heat
Ok girls, I was killing beers at the bar with some stinky chicks last weekend, and this topic came up. Girls, if you happen to be a little stinky, just south of the boarder (ya know, in your va-hoo-hoo region) these stinky chicks were telling me about a new product called Linger International Feminine Flavoring, which claims it can help you out and get you from smelling like a rotten fish market