Fish

Congratulations, Blobfish! You’ve Been Named the World’s Ugliest Animal
Congratulations, Blobfish! You’ve Been Named the World’s Ugliest Animal
Proving that your looks can get you far in an industry other than acting or modeling and that dogs aren't the only creatures recognized for their outlandish features, the blobfish has won the non-distinct honor of being voted the world’s ugliest animal by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. Look at it -- it looks like Mr. Magoo and Popeye fused their heads together before melting it under a heat
Girls, Does your Crotch Smell Like a Fish Market? Bar Stool:
Girls, Does your Crotch Smell Like a Fish Market? Bar Stool:
Ok girls, I was killing beers at the bar with some stinky chicks last weekend, and this topic came up. Girls, if you happen to be a little stinky, just south of the boarder (ya know, in your va-hoo-hoo region) these stinky chicks were telling me about a new product called Linger International Feminine Flavoring, which claims it can help you out and get you from smelling like a rotten fish market