Eggs

Did you know that you can put an egg into your vagina and it will make your vagina stronger? If you don't know, now you know!

Sacramento, Calif., tried to set a world record for the largest Easter egg hunt ever on Saturday. However, the event's organizers failed -- and in more ways than one, Sacramento's KMOX-TV reported.

A housewife is at the stove, whipping up some eggs, just thinking out loud: "There is no better start to the day that eggs for breakfast... Except maybe eggs with a side of--" Bacon. Cue Kevin Bacon. And there he is, right there lounging on her kitchen table in the American Egg Board's web film promoting their new print and television ad campaign.

It turns out you've been peeling hard-boiled eggs wrong your whole life! This will change your life!!!

Who knew that eggs in a microwave could be so awesome?!

Gone are the days when Easter was a kid's holiday of egg-hunting with the nice family down the block.  Now, we can celebrate Easter the most metal way possible, with Time to Dye! Check out this black metal mom and her awesome black metal kids as they get their corpse-paint on and boil some eggs! BEWARE: Video contains fake bunny and egg violence.

And any of you guys ever cook for your girl? Maybe a little breakfast in bed type thing?  If ya do.....careful, cuz if you burn her eggs....you might end up with a fork jammed into the side of your head........