Watch Mayo Haters Attempt to Eat the Horrible Goo [Video]
I will proudly stand and declare my hatred for mayo, ranch dressing, sour cream, even whipped cream. I'm just not into that stuff. Keep it off my food, keep it away from my food. If I wanted a gooey condiment to take over the flavor of everything else on my plate, I'd just order a plate of…
How to Dominate at Eating Endless Shrimp
Hi, my name is Johnnie, and I'm addicted to shrimp.
(Hiii Jooohhnnie.)
Every year, I love September, not because I'm particularly amazed by the weather, my birthday isn't in the month or anything...but because it's Endless Shrimp month at Red Lobster!