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At Least One Michigan Man Should Never Drive Again
At Least One Michigan Man Should Never Drive Again
At Least One Michigan Man Should Never Drive Again
This is not some overreaction to the idiots driving the wrong way down one way streets during Artprize. Or the people not paying any attention downtown, as they try to find that "one kick ass art thing I heard my friend say he saw downtown". This is about a real guy pulled over in Lake Orion, MI, who's a bit of a danger to society.
Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after "attempting to have sex with a parked van". Seeing as how it was an "attempt", and not "successfully having sex with a van", it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner. I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo
What Are the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan?
What Are the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan?
What Are the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan?
With the Mitten State getting props for craft beer and wine, it's no surprise we Michiganders like to enjoy our adult beverages. But what city is the drunkest? Roadsnacks, a website that uses "data, analytics, and a sense of humor to determine the dirt on places across the country" has ranked the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan.
Drunk Dude With a Real Pair on Him Sets up Fake DUI Checkpoint
Drunk Dude With a Real Pair on Him Sets up Fake DUI Checkpoint
Drunk Dude With a Real Pair on Him Sets up Fake DUI Checkpoint
Now, that's some balls. First, let's discuss how this dude from Pennsylvania, Logan Shaulis, is 19 years old. So not only was he drinking underage, he really decided to just say "F it" and set up his own DUI check point.
Panama City Beach, Florida, Hotel Blasts ‘The Lion King’ Theme to Awaken Spring Breakers [Video]
Panama City Beach, Florida, Hotel Blasts ‘The Lion King’ Theme to Awaken Spring Breakers [Video]
Panama City Beach, Florida, Hotel Blasts ‘The Lion King’ Theme to Awaken Spring Breakers [Video]
For someone who has been partying all night during spring break, 11 a.m. seems so early. However, one hotel in Panama City Beach, Fla., thought that was the perfect time for party animals to wake up. The way the hotel decided to awaken everyone was to blast the "The Circle of Life," the theme song from the Disney movie The Lion King.

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