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Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any
On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after "attempting to have sex with a parked van". Seeing as how it was an "attempt", and not "successfully having sex with a van", it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner. I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo
Panama City Beach, Florida, Hotel Blasts ‘The Lion King’ Theme to Awaken Spring Breakers [Video]
Panama City Beach, Florida, Hotel Blasts ‘The Lion King’ Theme to Awaken Spring Breakers [Video]
For someone who has been partying all night during spring break, 11 a.m. seems so early. However, one hotel in Panama City Beach, Fla., thought that was the perfect time for party animals to wake up. The way the hotel decided to awaken everyone was to blast the "The Circle of Life," the theme song from the Disney movie The Lion King.

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