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      <title>Who is Boozin’ the Most? Check out Michigan’s Drunkest Counties</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2024 20:21:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Michigan is known for its beer and wine.... but which Mitten State counties are taking it too far? <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigan-drunkest-counties/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <title>These 10 Michigan Counties Are Weakest on Drunk Drivers</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2023 17:32:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Arrested for DUI in Michigan? There's a 4-in-10 chance you won't be convicted in these ten counties. <a href="https://wgrd.com/ixp/694/p/michigan-counties-drunk-drivers/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Arrested for DUI in Michigan? There&apos;s a 4-in-10 chance you won&apos;t be convicted in these ten counties. <a href="https://wgrd.com/ixp/694/p/michigan-counties-drunk-drivers/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Drunk Woman Steals SouthWest MI Police Cruiser</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2020 22:22:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A 25-year-old woman who was already arrested for driving intoxicated ended up stealing a police cruiser... for a minute.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-woman-steals-southwest-mi-police-cruiser/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A 25-year-old woman who was already arrested for driving intoxicated ended up stealing a police cruiser... for a minute.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-woman-steals-southwest-mi-police-cruiser/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>He Drunkenly Stole A Bulldozer, Ran Over A Fence, &amp; Took Someone’s Political Sign</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence... <a href="https://wgrd.com/he-drunkenly-stole-a-bulldozer-ran-over-a-fence-took-someones-political-sign/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn&apos;t remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people&apos;s yards - and ran over some poor woman&apos;s fence... <a href="https://wgrd.com/he-drunkenly-stole-a-bulldozer-ran-over-a-fence-took-someones-political-sign/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>AMBER ALERT Canceled: Lansing Township Toddler Safe</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 15:04:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Michigan State Police have issued an Amber Alert for a 2-year-old Lansing Township toddler that was abducted by his father who threatened violence towards the boy and himself. <a href="https://wgrd.com/amber-alert-2-year-old-abducted-from-lansing-township/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Michigan State Police have issued an Amber Alert for a 2-year-old Lansing Township toddler that was abducted by his father who threatened violence towards the boy and himself. <a href="https://wgrd.com/amber-alert-2-year-old-abducted-from-lansing-township/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Ever Been So Drunk You Mistake A Potato For A Pear?</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2020 13:19:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[When he finally realizes he's actually biting into a raw potato the look on his face is priceless.
&quot;This tastes bad.&quot; Hahahaha! Yeah bud, it probably does, because it's a raw freaking potato.
His little pout when they finally tell him is probably the best part of this video... <a href="https://wgrd.com/ever-been-so-drunk-you-mistake-a-potato-for-a-pear/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[When he finally realizes he&apos;s actually biting into a raw potato the look on his face is priceless.
&amp;quot;This tastes bad.&amp;quot; Hahahaha! Yeah bud, it probably does, because it&apos;s a raw freaking potato.
His little pout when they finally tell him is probably the best part of this video... <a href="https://wgrd.com/ever-been-so-drunk-you-mistake-a-potato-for-a-pear/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Sir, You Can’t Show Up To A Middle School Drunk</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 11:20:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A Revolutionary War re-enactor is in big, bigggg trouble after he showed up to a middle school with an empty bottle of vodka in his shirt pocket.
Source: CBS BOSTON
 <a href="https://wgrd.com/sir-you-cant-show-up-to-a-middle-school-drunk/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A Revolutionary War re-enactor is in big, bigggg trouble after he showed up to a middle school with an empty bottle of vodka in his shirt pocket.
Source: CBS BOSTON
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 13:25:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[How do you keep yourself occupied in the drive-thru? Rock paper scissors? Mad libs? How about a nice nap?
Source: Detroit Free Press
 <a href="https://wgrd.com/sir-you-cant-take-a-nap-in-the-drive-thru/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[How do you keep yourself occupied in the drive-thru? Rock paper scissors? Mad libs? How about a nice nap?
Source: Detroit Free Press
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      <title>Michiganders Have 2nd Highest Beer Tolerance, Says Study</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 15:53:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The national average is 3.45 beers. <a href="https://wgrd.com/michiganders-have-2nd-highest-beer-tolerance-says-study/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The national average is 3.45 beers. <a href="https://wgrd.com/michiganders-have-2nd-highest-beer-tolerance-says-study/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Drunk Dude Breaks into House, Passes Out Next to 150 lb. Dog</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2019 19:39:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This guy went *a little* too hard on New Years Eve... <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-dude-breaks-into-house-passes-out-next-to-150-lb-dog/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This guy went *a little* too hard on New Years Eve... <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-dude-breaks-into-house-passes-out-next-to-150-lb-dog/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 13:41:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[We all do dumb stuff when we are drunk right? These dudes took that to the next level.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/this-kids-a-hole-friend-gave-him-a-piggy-back-ride-right-into-a-sign/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[We all do dumb stuff when we are drunk right? These dudes took that to the next level.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/this-kids-a-hole-friend-gave-him-a-piggy-back-ride-right-into-a-sign/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 22:26:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Bottom line: don't be a d-bag. <a href="https://wgrd.com/5-places-where-you-might-get-punched-in-the-face-in-grand-rapids/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bottom line: don&apos;t be a d-bag. <a href="https://wgrd.com/5-places-where-you-might-get-punched-in-the-face-in-grand-rapids/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 11:03:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[What is the drunkest you have ever been? This Scottish man was so drunk he thought this fence was an ATM.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/watch-a-drunk-scottish-man-mistake-a-fence-for-a-bank-atm/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[What is the drunkest you have ever been? This Scottish man was so drunk he thought this fence was an ATM.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/watch-a-drunk-scottish-man-mistake-a-fence-for-a-bank-atm/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2017 10:56:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Shia is a douche! I use to love this guy back in the day when he was on 'Even Stevens'. I always thought his sister 'Ren' was smoking hot! Anyways, here is Shia being a douche.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/body-cam-footage-of-shia-labeouf-losing-his-mind-during-a-recent-arrest-has-been-released/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Shia is a douche! I use to love this guy back in the day when he was on &apos;Even Stevens&apos;. I always thought his sister &apos;Ren&apos; was smoking hot! Anyways, here is Shia being a douche.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/body-cam-footage-of-shia-labeouf-losing-his-mind-during-a-recent-arrest-has-been-released/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Chihuahua Gets Drunk After Drinking Spilled Vodka In DUI Suspect’s Car</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/chihuahua-gets-drunk-after-drinking-spilled-vodka-in-dui-suspects-car/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2017 14:55:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Have you ever seen a drunk dog? Nope, that's pretty horrible right? Well that happened here! A drunk dog. <a href="https://wgrd.com/chihuahua-gets-drunk-after-drinking-spilled-vodka-in-dui-suspects-car/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Have you ever seen a drunk dog? Nope, that&apos;s pretty horrible right? Well that happened here! A drunk dog. <a href="https://wgrd.com/chihuahua-gets-drunk-after-drinking-spilled-vodka-in-dui-suspects-car/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Alexey Lysenko</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Producer Justin]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Drunk Guy Wearing Only Underwear Arrested at Mt. Pleasant Gas Station</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/drunk-guy-wearing-only-underwear-arrested-at-mt-pleasant-gas-station/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2017 23:02:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[How drunk do you have to be to remove all your clothes and walk around a gas station in just your underwear?
For a Mt. Pleasant man, the answer is a blood alcohol level of .25, apparently. <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-guy-wearing-only-underwear-arrested-at-mt-pleasant-gas-station/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[How drunk do you have to be to remove all your clothes and walk around a gas station in just your underwear?
For a Mt. Pleasant man, the answer&nbsp;is a&nbsp;blood alcohol level of .25, apparently. <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-guy-wearing-only-underwear-arrested-at-mt-pleasant-gas-station/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Janna]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Angry Michigan Casino Goer Stabs Cop After His Wife Pees on Herself</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/angry-casino-goer-stabs-cop-after-his-wife-pees-on-herself/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2017 19:49:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What's a little pee between strangers, right? <a href="https://wgrd.com/angry-casino-goer-stabs-cop-after-his-wife-pees-on-herself/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What&apos;s a little pee between strangers, right? <a href="https://wgrd.com/angry-casino-goer-stabs-cop-after-his-wife-pees-on-herself/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">(Lisa F. Young/Thinkstock)</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>At Least One Michigan Man Should Never Drive Again</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/at-least-one-michigan-man-should-never-drive-again/</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2016 21:00:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[This is not some overreaction to the idiots driving the wrong way down one way streets during Artprize. Or the people not paying any attention downtown, as they try to find that &quot;one kick ass art thing I heard my friend say he saw downtown&quot;. This is about a real guy pulled over in Lake Orion, MI, who's a bit of a danger to society. <a href="https://wgrd.com/at-least-one-michigan-man-should-never-drive-again/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This is not some overreaction to the idiots driving the wrong way down one way streets during Artprize. Or the people not paying any attention downtown, as they try to find that &amp;quot;one kick ass art thing I heard my friend say he saw downtown&amp;quot;. This is about a real guy pulled over in Lake Orion, MI, who&apos;s a bit of a danger to society. <a href="https://wgrd.com/at-least-one-michigan-man-should-never-drive-again/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Douglas Bowman, via Lake Orion Police Department...who even LOOKS like a chronic pee-er and alcholic.</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Drunk Ohio Moron Tries to Bang a Parked Van – Still Can’t Get Any</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/drunk-ohio-moron-tries-to-bang-a-parked-van-still-cant-get-any/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2016 22:50:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after "attempting to have sex with a parked van". Seeing as how it was an "attempt", and not "successfully having sex with a van", it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner.
I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-ohio-moron-tries-to-bang-a-parked-van-still-cant-get-any/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after &quot;attempting to have sex with a parked van&quot;. Seeing as how it was an &quot;attempt&quot;, and not &quot;successfully having sex with a van&quot;, it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner.
I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-ohio-moron-tries-to-bang-a-parked-van-still-cant-get-any/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Van Banger Michael Henson (via Montgomery County Jail)</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Best Friends Arrested For Being Drunk And Disorderly, But Are Very Lovable [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/best-friends-arrested-for-being-drunk-and-disorderly-but-are-very-lovable-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2015 15:23:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[These two bros are bros for life.  If you need any further evidence other than us telling you, then watch the video below from the TV show, Cops. <a href="https://wgrd.com/best-friends-arrested-for-being-drunk-and-disorderly-but-are-very-lovable-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[These two bros are bros for life. &nbsp;If you need any further evidence other than us telling you, then watch the video below from the TV show, Cops. <a href="https://wgrd.com/best-friends-arrested-for-being-drunk-and-disorderly-but-are-very-lovable-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">COPSTV via YouTube</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Free Beer and Hot Wings]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Drunk Mom Decides To Give Skateboarding A Try [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/drunk-mom-decides-to-give-skateboarding-a-try-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2015 14:54:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Based on the image of the video below, what do you think is going to happen when this drunk mom tries to drop into a ramp at a skatepark?  Well, we probably wouldn't be posting it if it went flawlessly, so you know it's not good (for her). <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-mom-decides-to-give-skateboarding-a-try-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Based on the image of the video below, what do you think is going to happen when this drunk mom tries to drop into a ramp at a skatepark?  Well, we probably wouldn&apos;t be posting it if it went flawlessly, so you know it&apos;s not good (for her). <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-mom-decides-to-give-skateboarding-a-try-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">youcancallmeashtray via YouTube</media:description>
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      <title>Swedish Metal Singer Loses Drunken Bet and Has to Walk to Next Gig [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/swedish-metal-singer-loses-drunken-bet-and-has-to-walk-to-next-gig-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2015 18:28:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[There's a great band from Sweden called Sabaton, and I really love this band. They sing about history and wars, and they put on one hell of a show. I have some video from their show at the Intersection from last year below. They also drink, like you'd expect a Swedish band to do.
They drink a lot. <a href="https://wgrd.com/swedish-metal-singer-loses-drunken-bet-and-has-to-walk-to-next-gig-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[There&apos;s a great band from Sweden called Sabaton, and I really love this band. They sing about history and wars, and they put on one hell of a show. I have some video from their show at the Intersection from last year below. They also drink, like you&apos;d expect a Swedish band to do.
They drink a lot. <a href="https://wgrd.com/swedish-metal-singer-loses-drunken-bet-and-has-to-walk-to-next-gig-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Falun to Trondheim (GoogleMaps)</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Johnnie Walker]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>What Are the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2015 20:40:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[With the Mitten State getting props for craft beer and wine, it's no surprise we Michiganders like to enjoy our adult beverages.
But what city is the drunkest? Roadsnacks, a website that uses &quot;data, analytics, and a sense of humor to determine the dirt on places across the country&quot; has ranked the 10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan. <a href="https://wgrd.com/what-are-the-10-drunkest-cities-in-michigan/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[With the Mitten State getting props for craft beer and wine, it&apos;s no surprise we Michiganders like to enjoy our adult beverages.
But what city is the drunkest? Roadsnacks, a website that uses &amp;quot;data, analytics, and a sense of humor to determine the dirt on places across the country&amp;quot; has ranked the&nbsp;10 Drunkest Cities in Michigan. <a href="https://wgrd.com/what-are-the-10-drunkest-cities-in-michigan/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">John Lund, Annabelle Breakey/ ThinkStock</media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Janna]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Drunk Dude With a Real Pair on Him Sets up Fake DUI Checkpoint</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/drunk-dude-with-a-real-pair-on-him-sets-up-fake-dui-checkpoint/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:46:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Now, that's some balls.
First, let's discuss how this dude from Pennsylvania, Logan Shaulis, is 19 years old. So not only was he drinking underage, he really decided to just say &quot;F it&quot; and set up his own DUI check point. <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-dude-with-a-real-pair-on-him-sets-up-fake-dui-checkpoint/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Now, that&apos;s some balls.
First, let&apos;s discuss how this dude from Pennsylvania, Logan&nbsp;Shaulis, is 19 years old. So not only was he drinking underage, he really decided to just say &amp;quot;F it&amp;quot; and set up his own DUI check point. <a href="https://wgrd.com/drunk-dude-with-a-real-pair-on-him-sets-up-fake-dui-checkpoint/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Lisa F. Young/ ThinkStock </media:description>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Janna]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>Panama City Beach, Florida, Hotel Blasts ‘The Lion King’ Theme to Awaken Spring Breakers [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-panama-city-florida-hotel-blasts-the-lion-king-theme-to-awaken-spring-breakers-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2015 12:29:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[For someone who has been partying all night during spring break, 11 a.m. seems so early.
However, one hotel in Panama City Beach, Fla., thought that was the perfect time for party animals to wake up. The way the hotel decided to awaken everyone was to blast the &quot;The Circle of Life,&quot; the theme song from the Disney movie The Lion King. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-panama-city-florida-hotel-blasts-the-lion-king-theme-to-awaken-spring-breakers-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[For someone who has been partying all night during spring break, 11 a.m. seems so early.
However, one hotel in Panama City Beach, Fla., thought that was the perfect time for party animals to wake up. The way the hotel decided to awaken everyone was to blast the &amp;quot;The Circle of Life,&amp;quot; the theme song from the Disney movie The Lion King. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-panama-city-florida-hotel-blasts-the-lion-king-theme-to-awaken-spring-breakers-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Don Juan Moore/Getty Images</media:description>
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      <title>Four Drunk Men, Four Dead Deer Found Crammed In MINI Cooper [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-four-drunk-men-four-dead-deer-found-crammed-in-mini-cooper-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2015 12:02:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Drunk people really are capable of some incredible things.
Take, for instance, these four guys from Orange County in Florida near Orlando. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-four-drunk-men-four-dead-deer-found-crammed-in-mini-cooper-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Drunk people really are capable of some incredible things.
Take, for instance, these four guys from Orange County in Florida near Orlando. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-four-drunk-men-four-dead-deer-found-crammed-in-mini-cooper-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">MINI USA</media:description>
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      <title>Very Cartoonish Fight Becomes Brouhaha at 7-Eleven [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-very-cartoonish-fight-becomes-brouhaha-at-7-eleven-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2015 12:49:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Drunken nights make for great stories. 
Some 7-Eleven convenience store employees in San Jose, Calif., lost their patience pretty quickly when this belligerent couple stumbles in, yelling and knocking things over. 
While drunk people can be really annoying, the physical reaction of the employees in this video seems a bit over the top. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-very-cartoonish-fight-becomes-brouhaha-at-7-eleven-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Drunken nights make for great stories. 
Some 7-Eleven convenience store employees in San Jose, Calif., lost their patience pretty quickly when this belligerent couple stumbles in, yelling and knocking things over. 
While drunk people can be really annoying, the physical reaction of the employees in this video seems a bit over the top. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-very-cartoonish-fight-becomes-brouhaha-at-7-eleven-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Joe Raedle/Getty Images</media:description>
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      <title>Couple Talks About Their Relationship at Monster Truck Rally [Video]</title>
      <link>https://wgrd.com/couple-talks-about-their-relationship-at-monster-truck-rally-video/</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2015 13:55:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On Saturday, someone from a radio station in Atlanta went to interview people at the Monster Jam monster truck rally.
They asked an extremely drunk woman what she loves about the sport, but she instead decided to talk about her relationship instead. <a href="https://wgrd.com/couple-talks-about-their-relationship-at-monster-truck-rally-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On Saturday, someone from a radio station in Atlanta went to interview people at the Monster Jam monster truck rally.
They asked an extremely drunk woman what she loves about the sport, but she instead decided to talk about her relationship instead. <a href="https://wgrd.com/couple-talks-about-their-relationship-at-monster-truck-rally-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <media:description xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">Tim Defrisco/Getty Images</media:description>
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      <title>Woman Arrested For DUI After Drinking Vanilla Extract [Video]</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2015 12:12:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Police arrested and charged a woman for felony driving under the influence in upstate New York near Rochester last week.  
No big deal, right? Well, this wasn't your typical DUI. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-woman-arrested-for-dui-after-drinking-vanilla-extract-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Police arrested and charged a woman for felony driving under the influence in upstate New York near Rochester last week.  
No big deal, right? Well, this wasn&apos;t your typical DUI. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-woman-arrested-for-dui-after-drinking-vanilla-extract-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2014 12:16:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[It's no surprise to some that Lenden Woodruff has been arrested on charges of drunk driving. 
That's because he has two prior convictions for the same offense. But the plot thickens because Woodruff isn't just a normal drunkard, but is a police officer who leads law enforcement departments in Oklahoma. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-oklahoma-police-chief-accused-of-driving-drunk-and-nearly-hitting-man-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It&apos;s no surprise to some that Lenden Woodruff has been arrested on charges of drunk driving. 
That&apos;s because he has two prior convictions for the same offense. But the plot thickens because Woodruff isn&apos;t just a normal drunkard, but is a police officer who leads law enforcement departments in Oklahoma. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-oklahoma-police-chief-accused-of-driving-drunk-and-nearly-hitting-man-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2014 13:30:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[We all have those days when we would rather drink instead of going to work; however, most of us have the common sense to choose one or the other. Yet, a high school teacher from Southington High School in Southington, Connecticut decided differently. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-drunk-teacher-pees-his-pants-assaults-student-gets-arrested-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[We all have those days when we would rather drink instead of going to work; however, most of us have the common sense to choose one or the other. Yet, a high school teacher from Southington High School in Southington, Connecticut decided differently. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-drunk-teacher-pees-his-pants-assaults-student-gets-arrested-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2014 13:45:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf, of &quot;Transformers&quot; fame, has had a rough year or so.  
He's been called out for plagiarism, he did some weird artsy thing in Los Angeles and then he was arrested back in July in New York for being drunk and disorderly at a cabaret show.  
But it looks like he's trying to fix it all now. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-shia-labeouf-comes-clean-on-his-arrest-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf, of &amp;quot;Transformers&amp;quot; fame, has had a rough year or so.  
He&apos;s been called out for plagiarism, he did some weird artsy thing in Los Angeles and then he was arrested back in July in New York for being drunk and disorderly at a cabaret show.  
But it looks like he&apos;s trying to fix it all now. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-shia-labeouf-comes-clean-on-his-arrest-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2014 13:12:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Jogging around with buddies, singing obnoxiously and running into stationary objects all come hand in hand when drinking with your friends. 
But how often do all three happen at the same time? <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-drunk-guy-runs-face-first-into-lamp-post-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Jogging around with buddies, singing obnoxiously and running into stationary objects all come hand in hand when drinking with your friends. 
But how often do all three happen at the same time? <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-drunk-guy-runs-face-first-into-lamp-post-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2014 13:10:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Singer-songwriter Katy Perry is one of the biggest celebrities in the world, but it doesn't stop her from partying like us normal people. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-katy-perry-slams-beer-crowd-surfs-after-ole-miss-victory-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Singer-songwriter Katy Perry is one of the biggest celebrities in the world, but it doesn&apos;t stop her from partying like us normal people. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-katy-perry-slams-beer-crowd-surfs-after-ole-miss-victory-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2014 11:15:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Thanks to dash cams on police officer's cars, people have been given the glorious opportunity to see exactly what happens to some people when they get pulled over by the 5-0. 
Well, this one is definitely topping the charts as one of the more interesting dash cam videos that has been leaked. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-drunk-college-professor-busted-for-dui-forgets-alphabet-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Thanks to dash cams on police officer&apos;s cars, people have been given the glorious opportunity to see exactly what happens to some people when they get pulled over by the 5-0. 
Well, this one is definitely topping the charts as one of the more interesting dash cam videos that has been leaked. <a href="https://wgrd.com/free-beer-hot-wings-drunk-college-professor-busted-for-dui-forgets-alphabet-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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