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Based on data from the CDC, a study has determined the drunkest and driest counties in Michigan.

Arrested for DUI in Michigan? There's a 4-in-10 chance you won't be convicted in these ten counties.

A 25-year-old woman who was already arrested for driving intoxicated ended up stealing a police cruiser... for a minute.

James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence...

Michigan State Police have issued an Amber Alert for a 2-year-old Lansing Township toddler that was abducted by his father who threatened violence towards the boy and himself.

When he finally realizes he's actually biting into a raw potato the look on his face is priceless. "This tastes bad." Hahahaha! Yeah bud, it probably does, because it's a raw freaking potato. His little pout when they finally tell him is probably the best part of this video...

A Revolutionary War re-enactor is in big, bigggg trouble after he showed up to a middle school with an empty bottle of vodka in his shirt pocket. Source: CBS BOSTON

How do you keep yourself occupied in the drive-thru? Rock paper scissors? Mad libs? How about a nice nap? Source: Detroit Free Press

The national average is 3.45 beers.

This guy went *a little* too hard on New Years Eve...

We all do dumb stuff when we are drunk right? These dudes took that to the next level.

Bottom line: don't be a d-bag.