Cannibalism

Oklahoma police made a statement saying that they've never seen anything like this before. The Star Telegram reports that Bob Lee Allen and Thomas Evans Gates performed a "castration surgery on a willing victim" and then stored the mans testicles in their freezer...

Or Rat Rat, if you prefer. Just as the seasons change, so do the things rats drag around. This summer, the internet was enamored with a rat dragging around a piece of pizza. But now it's winter, and it's time to be enamored with a rat dragging around... another dead rat.