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      <title>Who is Boozin’ the Most? Check out Michigan’s Drunkest Counties</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2024 20:21:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Michigan is known for its beer and wine.... but which Mitten State counties are taking it too far? <a href="https://wgrd.com/michigan-drunkest-counties/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
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      <title>Grand Rapids Distillery in the Running for Best Booze in the Nation</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2023 21:15:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[We'll definitely cheers to this! <a href="https://wgrd.com/long-road-distillers-best-brandy-specialty-spirits-in-us/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[We&apos;ll definitely cheers to this! <a href="https://wgrd.com/long-road-distillers-best-brandy-specialty-spirits-in-us/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Foo Fighters Launch Limited-Edition Coors Light Beer</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2022 13:37:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Almighty Light ties in with comedy-horror movie 'Studio 666.' <a href="https://wgrd.com/foo-fighters-beer/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Almighty Light ties in with comedy-horror movie &apos;Studio 666.&apos; <a href="https://wgrd.com/foo-fighters-beer/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Dry January? Apparently Not for Michiganders!</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 03:09:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[After a rough 2020, are you turning to or away from alcohol in the new year? <a href="https://wgrd.com/dry-january-apparently-not-for-michiganders/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[After a rough 2020, are you turning to or away from alcohol in the new year? <a href="https://wgrd.com/dry-january-apparently-not-for-michiganders/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Christine]]></dc:creator>
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      <title>NYC Official Hands Out Free Cocktails To Nurses</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 11:02:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[New York City Sanitation Deputy Chief James McGovern decided to say, "thank you!" to nurses with mini bottles and we're here for it.
Source: New York Post
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[New York City Sanitation Deputy Chief James McGovern decided to say, &quot;thank you!&quot; to nurses with mini bottles and we're here for it.
Source: New York Post
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      <title>Keep the Booze in Check, Say Michigan Officials</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 03:16:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Alcohol sales have gone up 55% compared to the same time last year. <a href="https://wgrd.com/keep-the-booze-in-check-say-michigan-officials/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Alcohol sales have gone up 55% compared to the same time last year. <a href="https://wgrd.com/keep-the-booze-in-check-say-michigan-officials/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Watch A Drunk Scottish Man Mistake A Fence For A Bank ATM</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 11:03:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[What is the drunkest you have ever been? This Scottish man was so drunk he thought this fence was an ATM.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/watch-a-drunk-scottish-man-mistake-a-fence-for-a-bank-atm/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[What is the drunkest you have ever been? This Scottish man was so drunk he thought this fence was an ATM.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/watch-a-drunk-scottish-man-mistake-a-fence-for-a-bank-atm/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>High School Basketball Coaches Fired After Using A School Bus To Go Buy Beer</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 10:59:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[In Tulsa, Oklahoma, Tishomingo High School had to let two boys basketball coaches go who thought it would be fine to roll up to a convenience store in a school bus and purchase beer.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/high-school-basketball-coaches-fired-after-using-a-school-bus-to-go-buy-beer/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[In Tulsa, Oklahoma, Tishomingo High School had to let two boys basketball coaches go who thought it would be fine to roll up to a convenience store in a school bus and purchase beer.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/high-school-basketball-coaches-fired-after-using-a-school-bus-to-go-buy-beer/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Iron Maiden’s New ‘Red ‘N’ Black’ Beer Hits U.S. Stores</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2016 19:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Iron Maiden's third brand of beer has arrived in America.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/iron-maiden-red-black-beer-finder/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Iron Maiden&apos;s third brand of beer has arrived in America.  <a href="https://wgrd.com/iron-maiden-red-black-beer-finder/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Jimi Hendrix Estate Wins Partial Injunction Against Makers of Purple Haze Liqueur</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The makers of a Jimi Hendrix-branded alcoholic beverage must change their packaging and promotional materials. <a href="https://wgrd.com/jimi-hendrix-purple-haze-liqueur-lawsuit/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The makers of a Jimi Hendrix-branded alcoholic beverage must change their packaging and promotional materials. <a href="https://wgrd.com/jimi-hendrix-purple-haze-liqueur-lawsuit/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2016 20:15:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[AC/DC have announced their latest venture in the alcoholic beverage industry, a new line of tequilas. <a href="https://wgrd.com/acdc-thunderstruck-tequila/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[AC/DC have announced their latest venture in the alcoholic beverage industry, a new line of tequilas. <a href="https://wgrd.com/acdc-thunderstruck-tequila/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2016 15:19:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The Jack Daniel Distillery has rolled out a special single-barrel whiskey in honor of Motörhead — not that you're likely to see it in stores anytime soon. <a href="https://wgrd.com/jack-daniels-motorhead-whiskey/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Jack Daniel Distillery has rolled out a special single-barrel whiskey in honor of Mot&#xF6;rhead &#x2014; not that you&apos;re likely to see it in stores anytime soon. <a href="https://wgrd.com/jack-daniels-motorhead-whiskey/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>100-Year-Old Woman Says Secret to Long Life is ‘a Lot of Booze’ [Video]</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2015 15:32:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[More and more people are living to 100 years old and beyond these days, prompting  a lot of us to wonder: "What's the secret?"
Whether it's consuming raw eggs and staying single or downing three Dr. Peppers a day, each of these impressive old folk has their own method to prolong their lives. There's even a 110-year old in Nebraska who credits his long life to drinking beer.
Well, I don't <a href="https://wgrd.com/100-year-old-woman-says-secret-to-long-life-is-a-lot-of-booze-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[More and more people are living to 100 years old and beyond these days, prompting  a lot of us to wonder: &quot;What's the secret?&quot;
Whether it's consuming raw eggs and staying single or downing three Dr. Peppers a day, each of these impressive old folk has their own method to prolong their lives. There's even a 110-year old in Nebraska who credits his long life to drinking beer.
Well, I don't <a href="https://wgrd.com/100-year-old-woman-says-secret-to-long-life-is-a-lot-of-booze-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>How to Burn Your Girlfriends Face Off With Bacardi 151!   Bar Stool:</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:52:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Any of you guys ever do the weekend house party thing?  You know, grab a couple cases of beer, a few bottles of booze invite a few of your buds over and just kick it at your place on a Saturday night?  It’s usually a pretty good time, except this time... <a href="https://wgrd.com/how-to-burn-your-girlfriends-face-off-with-bacardi-151-bar-stool/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Any of you guys ever do the weekend house party thing?  You know, grab a couple cases of beer, a few bottles of booze invite a few of your buds over and just kick it at your place on a Saturday night?  It&CloseCurlyQuote;s usually a pretty good time, except this time... <a href="https://wgrd.com/how-to-burn-your-girlfriends-face-off-with-bacardi-151-bar-stool/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 12:00:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[A pill that eliminated all the effects alcohol on lab rats may one day be available to humans.
Researchers fed the rodents — who react to alcohol similarly to how people do — the new drug after having them consume enough booze to stumble and fall down. Then they measured the rodents for balance and reflexes, finding that the rats on the drug tested as if they were still sober. <a href="https://wgrd.com/stay-sober-pill-in-development/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A pill that eliminated all the effects alcohol on lab rats may one day be available to humans.
Researchers fed the rodents &mdash; who react to&nbsp;alcohol&nbsp;similarly to how people do &mdash; the new drug after having them consume enough booze to stumble and fall down. Then they measured the rodents for balance and reflexes, finding that the rats on the drug tested as if they were still sober. <a href="https://wgrd.com/stay-sober-pill-in-development/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeremy Taylor]]></dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Those crazy Germans. When they aren't going off the deep-end and trying to take over the world, they are humble scientists--leading the way in technological engineering. Their automobiles have always been on the cutting edge. This time they have outdone themselves. <a href="https://wgrd.com/german-engineering-gives-us-mobile-beer-scooter-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Those crazy Germans. When they aren&apos;t going off the deep-end and trying to take over the world, they are humble scientists--leading the way in technological engineering. Their automobiles have always been on the cutting edge. This time they have outdone themselves. <a href="https://wgrd.com/german-engineering-gives-us-mobile-beer-scooter-video/">Continue reading&hellip;</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy Green]]></dc:creator>
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