Today on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Segment 16, the guys learned what our corporate bosses mean when they tell us they have an "open door policy". Usually you'd think that means they are always available for us little people, and are willing to talk about things business-wise.
Not this time.
What a sh**** situation.
Literally.
A woman in Japan allegedly slashed her husband with a kitchen knife after he took a righteously smelly poo, leaving him with a 7-inch gash on his face, according to The Japan Times.
The other day on "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show," Free Beer told us about the disgusting gas station bathroom he stopped at while on the way home from his parent's house over the weekend.
He said that it looked like someone smeared poo on the light switch.