assault

Best. Weapon. Ever. Pretty good headline, too.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a news story on WOODTV about a brutal assault in Kentwood, where a woman ran over another woman over the difference in price for alcohol. The difference? About a buck.

A former Western Michigan University football player, awaiting trial in Kalamazoo, has now been charged with a crime in Ohio. MLive reports that 18-year-old Bryson White was arraigned in Butler County, Ohio this week after allegedly committing assault last weekend...

Black Sabbath is winding down their final tour of the world ever. This is it for one of the cornerstone bands. Apparently the plan is to actually retire Black Sabbath after this tour, so each show is special. And now, the Michigan show last Wednesday, August 31st is even more special, since some dorkus assaulted another dude and got arrested.

Today on Segment 16, the guys recall an evil and vicious attack Free Beer launched upon an unsuspecting local businessman, even though Gregg says he saved the guy's life. If you attack someone and then save them from the danger of yourself, did you really save their life? That's the question the guys try to answer.

A former Grand Valley State student was mistakenly identified as a suspect in a crime, and was approached by some undercover officers. When he reacted as we all would, and thought he was getting mugged, since the officers took his wallet, they tackled him and beat him severely, and choked him unconscious.

Sunday morning, about 1:45am, a Whitehall man was allegedly attacked by his girlfriend with a fish! All he was doing, according to his story, was drunkenly sketching a fish he had in his home, when his girlfriend grabbed the fish and attacked him with it. Sounds totally believable...when I drink, all I want to do is sketch fish, too.

A creepy butt-grabber is on the loose in Cadillac, Mich. Two women were accosted near Lakefront Park recently, MLive reports.

UPDATE: GRPD said in a press release they have arrested five suspects in connection with the assault: four juveniles and one 17-year-old. Earlier this week, police asked for the public's help identifying the people caught on video in an assault downtown Grand Rapids. GRPD is now saying they have identified several of the attackers, WZZM-13 reports.

Police need help identifying a group of people who attacked another man downtown Grand Rapids. Wood-TV 8 reports that the assault happened Tuesday, July 28, around 10:15 p.m. near Monroe Avenue and Louis Street, close to Rosa Parks Circle.

This is just bizarre. A group of adults viciously attacked the employees at a Chuck E. Cheese during a child's birthday party because a photo booth malfunctioned.

This story may make you a little more nervous when using public restrooms.