Michigan’s 10 Weirdest Laws On The Books

As a society we need laws to keep things in order but here are 10 of the weirdest laws in Michigan that will have Michiganders scratching their heads.

Michigan's Top 10 Weirdest Laws On The Books

We will start with a law that is super weird and local in Wyoming.  Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street in downtown Wyoming for just 3 cents per day. Sounds like a bargain if you don't have to clean up is poo.

If you want to sing to your girlfriend, you may want to invite her to your gig so she can sit with everyone else because it's illegal to serenade her in Kalamazoo.

There is a strange law in Rochester that says the only person allowed to inspect a bathing suit is the police chief.  I wonder if a former police chief thought of this one.

If you own an alligator and plan on moving to Detroit you might want to think again. Tying your alligator to a fire hydrant is illegal in the Motor City. Remember kids, it's always safety first.

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If you are a night owl and love to play putt-putt golf, you better get an early start if you plan on playing in Detroit because all courses must be closed by 1 a.m.

If you are one of the last ones to quit smoking and like to take a drag before you go to sleep, think again if you are staying in Soo because it's against the law. Plus, hotels don't allow you to smoke in the rooms anyway.

It's a good thing there is no university in Swartz Creek because house parties are illegal. That goes for your birthday party too.

If you want to throw a snowball in East Lansing, don't do it from a moving car because that way it is illegal. I wonder if it's still ok to throw them at moving cars?

I'm not sure what is going on with farmers and farm animals in Clawson, but there is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his chickens, cows, goats, horses, and pigs.

There must be troublemakers living in Harper Woods because it is illegal to paint sparrows and sell them as parakeets.