This Is a Story You Want to Read — Joe Got a Manzillian at Waxology

Hey, you there! Gather round so I can regale you with the story of my most recent experience at Waxology. Last time, they took care of my upper half, this time — I went bold with a Manzillian! That's one part man, one part zillian, all parts smooth.

Yes, there was a bit of trepidation, but as is often the case in life, those hesitations, and the hair in my crack, are unnecessary!

Though I will say that there was good reasoning for my trepidation… Years ago, I was waxed for a stunt, and between the rest of the show listening live, a part-time employee videoing me, and not one, but TWO women doing the procedure, I was not all that relaxed or humiliation-free.

This time around, totally different!

Every experience I’ve had at Waxology has been five-star all the way, and every person I've worked with (both locations) have made my waxing redemption totally comfortable. I invite you to step out of your comfort zone and shed your insecurities... and your shaft fro!

Whether you're too hairy in the Rockford or Breton Village area or Akron, OH, or Bakersfield, CA, or even if you're Legless Charles who lives in a broken Kia Soul on Division just south of Hall, Waxology can smooth you out. But it's not just about you and your beach-bodied mons, nay; every hair that's removed from you is donated to Locks of Love*.

Maybe you're headed to Waxology for the first time, you get 100 percent less hair for 50 percent of the price! Their new client special is half off brows or Brazilian (or Manzilian) waxing or sugaring services. They'll also give you $10 off for everyone you refer.

Give them a call or go online today at ilovewaxology.com to set up a time to let them help you out. They’ve got a spot in Rockford (616.780.4851) as well as Breton Village (616.309.0561), so it’s pretty convenient no matter what part of town you’re in.

Be brave, rip your ball hair out.

*may** not reflect actual practices and is in fact just be something I found humorous a couple seconds ago.

** definitively does not