Doctors are Asking You to Stop Being a Hippie with Your Vagina
There's no end to the crazy hippie crap people will try to sell you on. And before you say anything, no, there is not an "herbal cure" for everything. Doctors are patiently asking women to please stop sticking herbal "detox" tampons into their vaginas.
Your uterus isn’t tired or depressed or dirty and your vagina has not misplaced its chakra. They want no real help from you unless there is something wrong and they will tell you there is something wrong by bleeding profusely or itching or cramping badly or producing an odor.
There are places that are selling herbal "tampons", some of which you're asked to leave in for something like THREE DAYS! Seriously, should ANYTHING be stuck in your vag for three days?
Leaving a bag of anything in your vagina for 3 days is dangerous and smelly
Oh, see, I was right with just a guess in the dark! And I don't even HAVE a vagina, and I figured that out without a doctor's help.
Apparently, these "herbs" can be damaging to the stuff that's supposed to be in there, and you don't want that! From what I hear, things are sort of chaotic and always on the verge of revolution against the rest of women's bodies, anyway, so why would you want to stick something totally INSANE in there?
Please, ladies, hug all the trees you want, save all the whales, take your St. John's Wort for your depression or whatever, but PLEASE keep the crazy hippie stuff away from your vagina. When your vagina is making your life miserable, you tend to make our lives miserable to go along with it.
Come on, the videos for this crap are so low budget, how could you even buy into this!
SAVE THE VAGINAS!