I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
Former Intern Wendy Talks Pulaski Days – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk with former intern, and current GRD and Digital Queen Wendy about Pulaski Days, which hits Grand Rapids this weekend. Lots of Polish food, beer, and fun. Somehow, Wendy is the representative for it...well, at least in the building.
Win Ringside WWE Smackdown Tickets from WGRD
We have lots of tickets to WWE Smackdown on October 10th at the Van Andel! Want to go? Of course, you do! We can even get you ringside for the show!
Bird Theft Consequences and Don’t Give the Guys Tools – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the charges against the woman who stole a bird. Doesn't she feel dumb now? And they talk about being charitable, and wishing they had skills they could use to help people.
Zombies Are Walking the Streets of Brazil, and Michigan
You remember the whole bath salts cannibal attacks in Florida, right? This is like that, but now there's tons of video of people affected by Cloud 9, and other insane drugs.
Seagull Attacks and River Erections – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about birds, seagull attacks, and river erections. You kind of have to watch to see how they get from point A to point B.
In This Moment, Of Mice & Men, and Avatar Rocked Kalamazoo
Wednesday night, September 27th, In This Moment hit Kalamazoo on their Half God/Half Devil tour, with Of Mice & Men, and Avatar. It was a great show at Wings Event Center, and all three bands crushed!
Bay City Swingers Party Erupts Into Assault By Minivan
The wife was arrested, and of course she was well over the legal BAC, blowing a 0.156.
BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER!
Charges for Family Fitness and Shirtless Muskegon Man – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys find out that there are finally being charges filed against Family Fitness, the subject of MANY news stories for criminal activity, charging people relentlessly. Also, a shirtless man stole a crane for some mayhem yesterday morning.
Oprah’s Visit to GR on 60 Minutes – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about Oprah's visit to Grand Rapids, that appeared on 60 Minutes last night. Fox 17 talks with some of the people who were on the show, and learn about the experience.
Shirtless Muskegon Man Abandons Baby to Steal a Crane for Mayhem
A shirtless man broke into a work site this morning, stole a crane, and began driving it around, smashing fences and light poles, while his 2-month-old baby lay unattended nearby.
Win Tickets to See Rise Against on Tuesday
Tuesday night, Rise Against hits the Orbit Room with Pierce the Veil, and White Lung. You can be there for free with GRD! Get signed up now, and win tickets!
Oprah Shopping in GR and Eisen on the Lions – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about Oprah's visit not long ago, where she interviewed Justin Amash, and then went shopping and where she might have gone. Then they check out Rich Eisen's piece about the Lions, and how fans feel about the team.