Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
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This may be the funniest video the internet has to offer! Get ready to watch this on repeat!
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At what age should you have your drivers license taken away from you? This old couple may need theirs pulled today.
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We all do dumb stuff as a kid but this group of young men top everything dumb i've ever done...well almost.
Maine Woman Uses Moose Turds To Make And Sell Art (Video)
Poop!!! What is it good for? You would think nothing other than to flush with embarrassment but this Maine woman has found another use for it.
Mike Scioscia Gets Emotional Announcing Retirement After 19 Years As Manager For Angels
Will you get emotional when it is time for you to retire? What if you were at the same job for as long as this MLB coach?
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I love this father and son song..it's no "Cats and the cradle" but it's close. Enjoy!
Family Laughs As Grandpa Sits There Eating Cat Food (Video)
Have you ever tasted cat food?! It's horrible! This family tricks their grandpa to eating a can of cat food. Hilarious!
In Surprising Political Ad Twist, Six Siblings Tell Public NOT To Vote Their Own Brother For Congress
Whoa!! Have you ever had some bad blood with a sibling? I bet it never happens quite like this. This is unreal!
Woman Has Amazing Freak Out Over Gigantic Spider In Her Car And We Can Totally Understand
Are you afraid of spiders? This lady loses her mind when she finds a spider in her car.
Tiffany Haddish Explains To Colbert Why ‘Batteries Are A Girl’s Best Friend’
What is a single woman's best friend? Tiffany Haddish confesses the best stuff on Colbert.
7-11 Customer Gets Pissed, Dumps Her Iced Coffee On The Cashier
This woman loses her mind over the cost of her coffee. Did she overreact? I think so..
Dudes Find Missing Red Sox Banner On Highway But Hold Onto It In Hopes Of Reward For Its Return
Two Boston Red Sox fans stumbled upon something that they refused to give back without a reward from the Red Sox. This is hilarious!