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Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.

Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.

America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.

Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.

Confirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.

Maler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.

This Halloween-loving hottie is always ready to show her boos.

He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.

There's an old belief that the hotter a person is, the more rules they can break. We didn't know "gravity" was on the table in that equation.

Larry David may have beef with tongs, but were willing to bet he'd think this particular Tong is prettay prettay prettay good.