Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Sommer Ray — Babe of the Day
Confirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.
Sydney Maler — Babe of the Day
Maler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.
Olga Loera — Babe of the Day
This Halloween-loving hottie is always ready to show her boos.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
CJ Miles — Babe of the Day
There's an old belief that the hotter a person is, the more rules they can break. We didn't know "gravity" was on the table in that equation.
Angela Tong — Babe of the Day
Larry David may have beef with tongs, but were willing to bet he'd think this particular Tong is prettay prettay prettay good.