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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Carlos.gif?w=980&q=75)
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Fart2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
![Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Nathan.gif?w=980&q=75)
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![Sommer Ray — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Sommer-Ray.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Sommer Ray — Babe of the Day
Confirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.
![Sydney Maler — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Screenshot_161.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Sydney Maler — Babe of the Day
Maler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.
![Olga Loera — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Screenshot_8.png?w=980&q=75)
Olga Loera — Babe of the Day
This Halloween-loving hottie is always ready to show her boos.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![CJ Miles — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Screenshot_6.png?w=980&q=75)
CJ Miles — Babe of the Day
There's an old belief that the hotter a person is, the more rules they can break. We didn't know "gravity" was on the table in that equation.
![Angela Tong — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Screenshot_16-e1507752714908.png?w=980&q=75)
Angela Tong — Babe of the Day
Larry David may have beef with tongs, but were willing to bet he'd think this particular Tong is prettay prettay prettay good.