
Andy Green


Woman Assaults Man After Not Climaxing During Sex
There are two kinds of guys on this earth. Gentlemen and d-bags. A gentleman understands how do the proper polite thing when dealing with the ladies. A gentleman knows that when a lady gives you the opportunity to take her to "Pound Town"... you see it through until the job is done. Esric Davis is not a gentleman.
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Homer Simpson at His Saddest Moment [Picture]
Graffiti, while typically dubbed a societal nuisance... can actually end up being pretty cool sometimes. There are artists that have actually gone on to fame after taking to some spray paint This artist really took a deep perspective, because the closing of a convenience store WOULD in fact emotionally devastate Homer Simpson.
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In Loving Memory… [Picture]
Immortalizing an epic moment in one's life is not uncommon. Jewelry can be engraved with the date of a wedding anniversary or first kiss. There are several appropriate things to immortalize in this way and there are tons of things that really don't make the grade. This is one of the latter. This person has had very few accomplishments in their sad life.
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This Milk Travels Through Time [Picture]
The concept of time-traveling is one that has consumed the human imagination for centuries. Think of the possibilities. There would be nothing that couldn't be reversed. Entire histories could be re-written with just a few actions. No man possesses the ability to bend time and travel throughout it... no man. But there is tale of a time traveling bottle of milk. Little is known of it's origins or w
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Give Us Back Our Fat Man! [Photo]
It's not often that you see rioters and police coming together to have a moment where they work together. This is one of those rare moments. Cops and rioters are obviously taking some time to help this fat man take his pants off. Wait, nope.. they are fighting over the fat man.

Bieber Was a Girl Scout in The Sixties? (Picture)
Justin Bieber has done a ton of stuff in his short career. He's been around the world. He's filled arenas with little girls. He has been on camera and has sold millions of albums. With all of those accomplishments, it's hard to imagine that he had time to be a Girl Scout in the 1960's.
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Japan’s Very Unique Take on Our Election [Picture]
Japanese people love American culture. They take it and run with it. They run so far that sometimes they end up in no man's land. Check out this crazy giant billboard that was on display during the American Presidential Election.
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Ever Had A Shoe Riding Your Bumper? [Picture]
Nothing is more irritating than noticing a car right on your bumper. There is little that can make that worse. One thing that can definitely make your road rage even more inflamed is when the vehicle that's on your ass is a damn novelty shoe-mobile.
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Best Rock Band To Be For Halloween [Poll]
Halloween is a great holiday for those who rock. There are tons of costume ideas to be had courtesy of your favorite rockers. After copious amounts of scientific research, WGRD has come up with a list of the best bands to be for Halloween. We need your help choosing number one.
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A Guy Who Knows How To Have a Good Time [Picture]
There are people on this planet that know how to have a good time and then there is this guy. If you are drunk and get arrested, it can be a sign that you had a little too much fun. If the cops have to physically hold your head up while your mugshot is being taken, you might have went a little too far. Look into the eyes of this man AND WITNESS TRUE FUN!
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The Most Terrifying Family Portrait of All Time [Picture]
The family portrait has given folks the ability to capture beautiful moments in time. You can look back and laugh at the outfits of the era. You can smile at how cute little sally was without her two front teeth. OR you can stain your khakis with urine from looking to the eyes of pure terror. Let's hope the offspring of these people didn't get their dad's murderer eyes and their mom' monster-teeth
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Finally A Soap That Understands a Man’s Lifestyle [Picture]
Up until now, there hasn't been a soap that is really there for the true lifestyle of guys. Well, those days are gone as Weener Kleener Soap is here. It's a product that has been rigorously tested and is guy approved. Take your next shower up a level with this fine product!