AlternaChick Delaney Explains Why Egg Nog SUCKS!

Chatting with Delaney today and we got to bitching about eggnog... seriously who the eff likes it? I'll never understand the allure, and she told me a pretty funny story...

"I have never understood the allure of eggnog. I remember a few years ago when I tried it for the first time. I went to an ugly-Christmas-sweater party that had basically unlimited eggnog, so I thought I would give it a chance. It basically felt like I was drinking mucus, it didn’t taste good, and it almost immediately made me sick. Nonetheless, at least I can say that I tried it, and at least when I puked I got it on a sweater that was already ugly."