Zane’s Home Movies, Jesse James + More – May 5 FBHW Show Recap
Producer Joe came in this morning feeling pretty sick. Even though we told him he could go home, he soldiered on and made it through the morning. We talked about a story early this morning of a woman that was so big, she was able to hide a ton of drugs and knives on her body. Most of them were stuck in her massive fat folds. Rashard Mendenhall took to Twitter and his blog once again to try and fix the stupid comments he made recently about the killing of Bin Laden. He managed to make himself sound even more stupid.
Zane made good on his promise to bring in the old home movie he found at his house the other night. Steve will be posting it to the website and we’ll be talking about it in the coming days. It’s a gem! We nerded out for a bit this morning and talked about the intricacies of the new Thor movie. Some of us weren’t that familiar with the story so Zane and some listeners schooled us. There’s a new device that you can use with your computer so you can kiss your significant other through the computer. It basically looks like a straw and a white box and it’s really dumb. Check it out in Cool Links. We went over a list of the ten worst celebrity purchases ever. The list included a stuffed horse and an entire town! Some people just have too much money.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon had twins recently and named them Moroccan and Monroe. Monroe seemed fine, but Moroccan was named after a room in Mariah’s apartment in New York. Based on this, we asked for calls from listeners telling us the dumb things they were named after. Jesse James has finally spoken about the whole Sandra Bullock thing from last year. He basically said that he spent too long trying to make her happy and he has to focus on himself now. We played some of his first interview audio on the show this morning.
Bret Michaels has a new album out called The Vocalizer. It’s not a music album, though. It’s an album of him just doing vocal exercises. We tried to get Joe to play along and do some of the exercises, but his body refuses to let him make such noises. In the FBHW Report, we played some audio of Bill O’Reilly pointing out the hypocrisies with Nancy Pelosi and Whoopi Goldberg, both pertaining to the president. We closed the hour with a round of Dumber Than Zane Trivia, worth $6,000 from our friends at Cat Footwear.
During the break, we pulled the audio of a really stupid question that Zane asked during Dumber Than Zane Trivia. He was unsure of the origin and timing of Thanksgiving. We took a trip to miracle court on the show this morning. A guy had no pulse for over 90 minutes, yet paramedics were able to revive him with some special technique. We closed the show by asking intern Dr. Stupid to bust out some of his best accents and impressions, based off the impression he attempted to do during the break. Crash and burn! Talk to you Friday morning!