Zane Is Getting A Hedgehog,The British Invasion + More – April 19 FBHW Show Recap
Zane’s family is trying to pressure him in to getting a hedgehog. They have picked it out and already have a name for it. He told us that this is exactly how it was when they all wanted a bunny and how he is now the only one that takes care of poor Twix. A kid playing at an open mic night busted out a knife and stabbed himself to death in front of 15 people at the end of his performance. His friend said that he had been planning that for a while, yet he did absolutely nothing to stop him. Great friend!
Zane gave us an update on “Shawshank House” this morning. He laid down the law when his son wasn’t doing well in school by taking away all hobbies, activities and fun. He took a lot of heat for this, but it is working! His son is doing much better in school now. Producer Joe will be travelling to Colorado Springs tomorrow for a station visit and a few stunts. A stoner called in to let him know that he will be high this week, whether he wants to be or not! Would you pay $6,400 for a toilet? Check out the link in Cool Links and see all of the amenities this thing has to offer! Zane said that it is sinful to buy this toilet because it could buy an entire village their lives. This whole conversation took a weird turn when Hot Wings made the statement that “maybe some people are just in to toilets”. No, Hot Wings. No one is “in to toilets”. More drunken children are popping up out of the woodwork at restaurants. This time, the mom called the cops ASAP after her child was accidentally served an alcoholic drink. We talked about what we would do in that situation.
Joe and Steve leave for London in less than a week for the British Invasion! Final preparations are being made and the hotel has been booked! We’re all a bit leery of it, though, because it’s really close to all the action and it’s super cheap. Donald Trump made some comments recently about what he would do if he were president, such as taking over other countries for their oil. He also talked about how everyone would be impressed if he had to reveal his financial records because he’s super successful. We played a game this morning where we had to guess if the sex tips described were real, or simply made up. We were each given a certain amount of points that we had to wager against each other. Some wagered responsibly. Some did not.
In today’s FBHW Report, we talked about how Obama and Biden’s tax returns were released yesterday, as well as read Charles Manson’s comments on, of all things, global warming. We got an email over the weekend accusing one of the members of the show of being a bad neighbor. This person did not shovel their sidewalk all winter and the emailer also claimed that they parked in a no parking zone. Based on this segment, we took calls from listeners who had bad neighbor experiences, or caused bad neighbor experiences.
We got an email from Zane’s buddy Kyle saying that he was a bad neighbor because he diverted his downspouts to pour water in to his neighbor’s back yard and right in to the basement. Zane then threatened to tell Kyle’s neighbor where…he…lives? A mailman has been busted because he couldn’t hold his number two. Instead of finding a restroom to relieve himself, he dropped his pants and did so on the side of his house on his mail route. Unfortunately, he was photographed by a dude across the street and has been suspended. Check out the story in the Video Reel. We closed the show by playing some audio of Maury Povich describing the strangest paternity test he has ever seen. Twins were born, but to two different fathers! You can see that in Cool Links. Talk to you tomorrow!