You Know Star Wars – The Force Awakens Details Are On Lockdown When…

We're all really excited for the new Star Wars Episode VII movie coming out this December, and part of the reason is that we're not getting a lot of details from the filmmakers. We don't know the plot, we don't know how much 'canon' they're following, and how much 'fan fiction' they're incorporating. So little info is in our hands about the story that people are getting excited to find out how long the movie will be!

What?!

There has been a big story posted about the runtime of the movie, as if it's super big news! It's 124 minutes. People are speculating, "Is it too long? Too short?"

No one knows anything else really, except who the people are, and that several characters from the original trilogy have come back. We don't know how much screen time the old folks are getting, how involved with the plot they will be, or WHY THE HELL IS JOHN BOYEGA OUT OF BREATH AND PANTING IN EVERY SINGLE SHOT WE'VE SEEN SO FAR?

Did they cast him as the first asthmatic Jedi in the history of the franchise? Wouldn't that be a hoot? "The Force is strong in this one, but his lungs are crap, so we can take him down pretty easily."

What would a Star Wars inhaler look like? Would it be CGI or practical effects?

Now I'm just getting silly...