Traditional urns can be so sad to look at. And really, what can you do with them other than look at them as they sit upon your mantle?

A Dutch guy named Mark Sturkenboom has decided to change all of that with his 21 Grams project - wherein you can put 21 grams of your loved one's ashes in a dildo and, you know, do dildo things with it.

This all-in-one kit, intended to help widows remember intimate moments with their lost husbands, is about to change the grief game.

It includes a gold-plated brass key you wear around your neck which opens a hand-crafted white box. That box contains mementos of your loved one.

A diffuser inside of the box can emit some of your lover's scent, there's a place to put your loved one's wedding ring, and a tray in the bottom can hold another personal item.

There's even a spot to place your iPhone so that you can listen to "your song" to set the mood. (Sexy!)

The hand-blown glass dildo contains a gold-plated urn that was specifically designed to hold only 21 grams of your loved ones ashes. The 21 grams thing is symbolic in some way. Something to do with the body losing 21 grams when someone dies, and people thinking that is how much your soul weighs.

Spiritual mumbo-jumbo aside, this is a great way to enjoy some hot, necrophilic action with your deceased loved one in a way that was never possible before!

Though I won't say that it's any less creepy.

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