Girls, do any of you spontaneous orgasms though out the day? I know it sounds strange, but check this out. I was getting hammered with a bunch of nurses at my favorite bar last weekend, and they started talking about weird medical crap people come into their office with. And then they told me about this, back in 2001 doctors identified a new medical disorder called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.

The symptoms include hypersensitivity and sometimes pain in the genital area, but the main symptom of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder is spontaneous orgasms! Sometimes as many as 200 a day! How much would you girls love that! (Actually I guess it’s not a good thing for chicks to have) Women who have this disorder describe some of the crazy things that trigger the orgasmic episodes, and some of them are just weird.

Cold air- walk outside in the winter, and bam! Orgasm!
Scary movies- Well, we already knew those make girls horny
Darkness- if someone turns off a light, bam! Orgasm
Unexpected touching- if someone brushes against you in the elevator, bam! Orgasm!
Music- with heavy bass, bam! Orgasm!
Sitting in an idling car, bam Orgasm!

And there is a whole bunch more, but I can’t remember them all because I was pretty drunk when we were having this conversation.

But there you go girls, if you’re having uncontrollable random orgasms throughout the day, you should see a doctor, you might have Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder! Bam, Orgasm!