What Won’t Monkeys Screw? – 5 Videos Of Monkeys Gone Wild
I posed the question that no one else was willing to pose, "What won't monkeys f___?" The answer to this question is, almost nothing, those primates are willing to stick their d___ in almost anything.
First and foremost, monkeys have sex with other monkeys (along with a whole range of other things). Sometimes both parties are willing, other times it's a one sided deal. Either way their is always one certainty: that monkey is getting some loving.
Baaaaaaaaaad Monkey! Baaaaaaaaaad Monkey! Apparently lonely men from the swamps of Alabama and monkeys have something in common... That commonality being the fact that a warm goat is a fine substitute for a wife.
Move over Michael Vick! The newest form of dog cruelty comes from the animal kingdom. This monkey apparently loves to take trips to the "dog pound" - Pun very much intended... ewwwwww!
The jokes for this one, pretty much write themselves... "That monkey sure loves the 'kitty'", "Man o man, once you get a hold of some good p____, don't ever let that go!", oh and the most famous monkey/cat joke of all time"HOLY HELL THAT MONKEY IS EFFING THAT CAT!"
Finally it seems as though a monkey has a plan C... When all else fails, grab a frog and go to town on it! If you end up with warts, oh well.