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What Won’t Monkeys Screw? – 5 Videos Of Monkeys Gone Wild

I posed the question that no one else was willing to pose, “What won't monkeys f___?” The answer to this question is, almost nothing, those primates are willing to stick their d___ in almost anything.


Other Monkeys



First and foremost, monkeys have sex with other monkeys (along with a whole range of other things). Sometimes both parties are willing, other times it's a one sided deal. Either way their is always one certainty: that monkey is getting some loving.



Goat Sex



Baaaaaaaaaad Monkey! Baaaaaaaaaad Monkey! Apparently lonely men from the swamps of Alabama and monkeys have something in common… That commonality being the fact that a warm goat is a fine substitute for a wife.



K-9 Lovin’



Move over Michael Vick! The newest form of dog cruelty comes from the animal kingdom. This monkey apparently loves to take trips to the “dog pound” – Pun very much intended… ewwwwww!



Pussycat Sex



The jokes for this one, pretty much write themselves… “That monkey sure loves the 'kitty'”, “Man o man, once you get a hold of some good p____, don't ever let that go!”, oh and the most famous monkey/cat joke of all time”HOLY HELL THAT MONKEY IS EFFING THAT CAT!”



Rib-bit Rape



Finally it seems as though a monkey has a plan C… When all else fails, grab a frog and go to town on it! If you end up with warts, oh well.


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