Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hour 1

We talked this morning about a guy who went online and started ingeniously hacking in to email accounts and finding nude photos that chicks had sent. He then told them that he would send the pictures out to everyone in their contact list if they didn't pay them. Adrian Peterson was let in to a McDonalds at 3:00 am to use the bathroom because the assistant manager recognized him. Management got wind of it and canned the assistant manager! Once the story got legs, they offered her job back. We somehow got on the topic of the slam dunk contest and decided that there needed to be more European crackers in it.

Hour 2

Our new intern, Ewok Bearface or Chaka, started this morning. We quickly noticed that he has a limp handshake, so we had to start off the morning with intern handshake lessons. Producer Joe emailed former intern Kurt Busch a few days ago and demanded an update on what he's been up to for the last two years. Zane of course had to read the response email in Kurt Busch Voice. Everyone is pissed at Ricky Gervais for some of the insults and jokes that he threw out at the Golden Globes the other night. That's what he does. What did they expect?

Hour 3

Some idiot New Yorkers are paying $800 an ounce for worms that supposedly give you greater sexual prowess. That seems really stupid. We checked in with new intern Chaka to see how his first day was going. We asked if everyone has said hi to him and he, of course, responded with "Everybody except Hot Wings." No one was surprised. An obese woman in Florida dowsed her boyfriends testicles in gasoline and torched them. Based on this, we asked our audience to call in to tell us why they stayed with their significant other despite _________. Check out the video in the Cool Links section of the woman that fell in a mall fountain because she wasn't paying attention while texting.

Hour 4

We played an old school women's gym commercial this morning that was absolutely ridiculous. You can see that in the Video Reel. Playing this reminded us of some of the great sexist commercials from the past, so we busted out a few of them as well. In the FBHW Report, we played the audio of the Sarah Palin battle hymn. Do yourself a favor and check this out in the Video Reel. Free Beer talked to a friend from college last night and is pretty convinced that he named two of his children after ex girlfriends. We asked listeners to call in and tell us what they thought about that.

Hour 5

Some dude, who most likely had just been broken up with, started a new blog urging people to boycott American women. You can see a link to this garbage in Cool Links. After mulling it over for a few hours, we decided to change the name of our newest intern to Monchichi because he has a great resemblance to the 80's toy of the same name. You can see a side-by-side comparison on the Photos page. We also had to give him a talking to about phone skills, because they weren't so good. We closed the show by going over a list of the 11 weirdest allergies. You can find that in the Cool Links section. Talk to you on Wednesday.