Meet Vice, she’s a bartender who hates strawberry milk and loves porn and WWII.

Name: Vice

Age: 26

Location: Colorado

Occupation: Bartender/Procrastinator

Gets Me Hot: Making out.

Favorite Position: Wouldn’t you like to know.

I Lost My Virginity: I did? Oh man!

Cigarettes: Nope.

Alcohol: Occasionally.

My Kink Factor: I’m saving myself for Jesus!

Pot: I’m a total stoner.

My Status: Not telling.

I Want: Friendship.

Into: History, tattoos, music, love, life, animals, seasons, night clubs, mini skirts, shoes, make up, learning, Great Danes, dancing, dressing up, sushi, sarcasm, San Francisco, good people, procrastinating, porn, and Tequila.

Not Into: Strawberry milk, creepy men, sleeping alone, and contests; as I never win. : (

Makes Me Happy: My friends, Asher, music.

Makes Me Sad: Dumb-f— people

Hobbies: Music, crazy dancing, singing (not well), history and anything WWII.

5 Things I Can’t Live Without: Toothpaste, soap, water, lipstick, and fruit snacks.

Vices: Sugar, envy and self-doubt.

I Spend Most of My Free Time: Eating, sleeping and being awkward.

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