I hate the time change, and the fall turn back is the worst. Sure, you gain an hour's sleep, but it also gets dark at 4 in the afternoon. Don't be a government lackey. Rise Up! Resist the time change!

Here are my reasons to refuse to turn your clock back this Saturday at 2:00am.

1. You'll be an hour early for everything! What says giant brown nose kiss up more than showing up early for everything? Church, School, Work. As the late, great Michigan coach Bo Schembechler once said, "...if we couldn't show up on time, looking right and acting right, we weren't going to be able to do anything else.”

2. It will stay light later. A great man once said, "Never waste any amount of time doing anything important when there is a sunset outside that you should be sitting under." Well, it's easier to get under a sunset at five (preferably with a few adult beverages), than at four (when you're still at work). Am I right?

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