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Two Drunk Guys Cut Off Another Drunk Guys Balls With A Chainsaw!

If any of you guys like to mess with your friends when they pass out drunk….you know….draw big penis pictures on their foreheads….or….whatever you might do….that stuff can be funny…….but that stuff can also be really dangerous….depending on how far you take it…..and if you try and take it so far as to stick a chainsaw blade in your drunk passed out buddies butt….you just asking for trouble!

This one happened a couple of weeks ago near Browsnville Texas guys….  Mark, Max and Brice get home from a night of drinking at the bar….they’re sitting around drinking and trying to figure out what chicks they can booty call…..when Brice passes out……so of course Mark and Max start F’in with him….they wrap a pair of Marks stinky underpants around Brice’s head, take a picture of it….then Max decided to pull down Brice’s pants….and jam a candle in his butt cheeks and light it…..they to that, take a picture….laugh….but clearing they have not had enough fun yet…..so Mark goes out into the garage, comes back in with a Chainsaw!  Sticks the chainsaw blade in between Brice’s butt cheeks…..Max says….”go ahead…pretend like your gonna start it up, and I’ll film it”…..so Mark, pulls the chainsaw cord…..but only half way, so it wouldn’t actually start……only it did start!   And here comes the really bad part…..when it started and the blade moved a couple of inches…..it  hit Brice’s man sack….and cut it open!   Instantly Brice was laying in a pool of blood with all sorts of internal man stuff goozen out of his scrotum….screaming in pain….(yea, that woke him up)   Max and Mark immediately called 911…..cops and  ambulance showed up….and even though Max and Mark said they were both extremely sorry and it was an accident they were both arrested………Brice was rushed to the hospital,  looks like he’s gonna be ok….only he’s gonna have to live the rest of his life with only one ball…..doctors said one of his testicles was damaged beyond repair and removed it……….now is that a messed up story or what!   You guys remember that next time your screwin with one of your passed out drunk friends ok?

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