Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Hour 1

Zane pointed out that people who post dumb statuses and pictures on Facebook suck; which is a very true statement. A story about some loser drug peddler who got caught was discussed. This man hid crack rocks in his foreskin. The Flashback was Human Limits Price is Right.

Hour 2

Again, Zane started off the hour but he shared a story about a man who ran 365 marathons in 365 days. Free Beer shared with us how he punched himself in the face while dreaming of playing racquetball with his buddy. Another kind of pointless invention was discussed: The Shaving Helmet. While it could be useful, it is apparently a pain in the ass to clean and everyone knows that sucks. We talk about focus groups and the ones that the guys have been a part of and how retarded the people that take part in them are.

Hour 3

Because of the focus group discussion, we played the video of the focus group in Iowa that believe President Obama's stance on Egypt is governed by his religion... which they believe is Islam. Some loser who was at a cockfight was killed by one of the chickens he was betting on. We kind of rounded off the hour with part one of Billboard's list of the 50 sexiest songs of all time.

Hour 4

We continued with Billboard's list of the 50 sexiest songs of all time and only made it from 20 to 11. They all sucked anyway. The FBHW Report discussed Lindsay Lohan's necklace troubles and how people in Detroit want to build a statue of Robocop. We played the Movie Tag Line game and had some laughs. It was like Name that Tune, but less crazy. Maybe...

Hour 5

We talked about the Fort Wayne name the building contest. Despite being the clear winner, the name Harry Baals has been shot down. But in the following segment, we talked with Harry Baals' descendant, Clint Baals. Ted Williams was back in the news. He talked about something but who really cares now. His 15 minutes seems to have passed quickly. In the local break we discussed how the Michigan DNRE wants to kill over 90% of the Mute Swan population. Talking about this lead Hot Wings to say he wants them to leave the swans alone because swans hate geese and so does he.