The Swedes are Super Passionate About This Giant Snow Penis [Video]

Authorities in Sweden were having a rough time a couple of days ago. Someone thought it would be a good idea (and it was a good idea) to draw a giant penis in the snow on top of a frozen moat. The problem? Authorities thought it was obscene, but couldn't get rid of it because the ice on the moat was so thin.

They managed to get rid of it with the help of a super long brush/broom thing, but their victory over the snow schlong was short-lived. Snow penis is now back and bigger than ever!

Emilian Sava, who was actually one of the people responsible for the penis' removal, saw that people were sad to see the penis go, and decided to do something about it. He vowed to the penis-loving Swedes in a Facebook apology that he would bring the snow penis back, and it would be bigger and better. (In case you were curious, there's totally a "Restore the Snow Penis" Facebook group.)

The Local translated his post for us since we don't speak Swedish:

I want to say that I am sincerely sorry to see that this many people miss the snow penis. Our thought was to give a hand to the City Council who stand helpless and not try to stop the freedom of art.

For this I want to apologise. To recreate the snow penis in Vallgraven [another area of Gothenburg] is risky but we are thinking about you and at this moment I am trying to figure out the best way to recreate a big and lovely snow penis in the memory of the old one. Please offer suggestions and we will do our best to make this happen.

He even made a super artsy video of the new snow penis and posted it to YouTube for our enjoyment.

Think we can get him to come to Grand Rapids and do something like this on the Grand River?