There comes a time in everyone's life, when they understand the true beauty of local news and media outlets. They are vital to our existence and keep us safe and ever vigilant of our own world. They also feature some of the most insanely funny moments ever to take place in the history of the human race.

Sure, we could do the research and bring you the dirty on what is really going on with the "Serial Butt-stabber," but that would be too easy. Instead we are going to let this woman's priceless expression do the talking for us because (even through this, the darkest hour... nights filled with the slicing of ass-cheeks) --Diane Walker is on our side.