We've heard plenty of tales of people smuggling drugs in unsavory places to get them past security in airports, at border crossings, and even into prison, but I'm pretty sure this teenager takes the cake as far as amount of items and pure weirdness of said items.

Eighteen-year-old Christopher Scheller of Hanover, Pa. was just minding his own business, driving drunk down a road in rural Pennsylvania when he drove off the road and struck a tree.

He was taken to a local hospital where "an abnormality" was found in his rectum during an x-ray, The Patriot News reported.

Initially, Scheller refused to let hospital staff remove it, and when they did, they found out why.

What was in there?

Well, just four bracelets, four necklaces, 11 women's rings, a socket wrench and a bag of synthetic marijuana. Of course.

Police quickly figured out that the items had all been stolen during a home invasion, and that Scheller quickly stuffed the stolen goods up his rectum when he saw a police officer approaching his car after the crash.

Scheller was charged with a DUI and a myriad of other charges. He remains in jail on a $75,000 bond.