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Man Spends 15 Years Looking For His Pencil, OH WAIT, It's in His Neck

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 30 May 2013 01:42:22 +0000

You’ve heard the phrase ‘pencil neck geek.’ How about pencil head freak? In a story that we can only imagine many newscasts “lead” with, doctors in Germany say a man lived with a pencil in his neck for 15 years. Back in 2011 the 24-year-old man, originally from Afghanistan, sought treatment after years of headaches, [...]

Woman Assaults Man After Not Climaxing During Sex

Andy Green — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:25:44 +0000

There are two kinds of guys on this earth. Gentlemen and d-bags. A gentleman understands how do the proper polite thing when dealing with the ladies. A gentleman knows that when a lady gives you the opportunity to take her to “Pound Town”… you see it through until the job is done. Esric Davis is not [...]

Bizarre Work Training Video Will Leave You Feeling Awkward, LESS Qualified [Video]

Andy Green — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:02:26 +0000

Training videos are a terrible invention that some poor souls have to grin and bear to continue their tenure in the world of the gainfully employed. This training video thought they would inject some humor and fun into this video to get the employees more excited. What actually occurred was a picture-perfect demonstration in fail.

Crazy Badasses Rock Out 'Highway to Hell' During a Traffic Jam [Video]

Andy Green — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:04:16 +0000

There are two ways to handle being stuck in traffic that just isn't budging, the right way and the wrong way. Going full 'Grand Theft Auto' is the wrong way. Rocking out sweet AC/DC and GNR tunage for the other stuck folks is the RIGHT way. These people showed us that people can work together to make things suck less.

How To Wash A Car Like A Man [Video] (Sponsored Post)

Andy Green — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:00:06 +0000

There are several different ways to wash the dirt off of a vehicle. You can have about six to eight bikini clad vixens wash your car. You can take it through a drive-thru carwash. OR you can wash a car like a man… all you need is giant machinery and a crap-load of water. But [...]

Woman Kills, Dismembers AND Cooks Her Husband

Andy Green — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:58:57 +0000

The scorn of a woman is a powerful thing. When you piss one of those creatures off there is no telling how far they will go to make Hannibal Lectur look like a chump. A woman in Pakistan named Zainab Bibi took care of a dispute between her and her husband Ahmad Abbas the [...]

Marketing Degree FAILs: Misguided Campaigns

Andy Green — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:32:54 +0000

In today's cutthroat world of marketing, a marketing degree is just the beginning. If a product is to be truly successful, the people driving the campaign have to be clever, innovative, and even somewhat offensive to catch the consumer's eye. Long past are the days where a scantily clad celebrity can carry a product to great heights of success; people want to see scantily clad celebrities in interesting situations while saying clever things while simultaneously breaking the law… all while holding some meaningless new body spray or deodorant.

This Family Belongs on Television…

Jackie — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:11:04 +0000

Its art prize and we all know what that means, it means there's no where to fricken park in all of down town. So I am in a parking ramp on like the 3rd floor making may way down stairs when I notice this van, this is like the kind of thing you see on television, I had a literal WTF moment

Reality TV Speech Inspires, Then Terrifies [Video]

Andy Green — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:32:45 +0000

Reality TV has given us many wonderful things. It's given us the majesty of 'The Osbournes.' It has introduced us to the glorious beauty of Snookie. And now we have it to thank for this emotionally moving speech.

This guy lost on this particular reality contest show... and wanted to leave viewers and the other contestants speechless.

Weird News: The Movie — Woman Severs Husband's Scrotum With Pirate Sword

Dahmer — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:56:10 +0000

In Hollywood, the movie community will make movies that carry the disclaimer 'based on a true story." We figured we could do it too! The following post is based on real weird news as interpreted by the twisted brain of Dahmer.

Genital severing via pirate sword, that’s what this one is all about! Usually, when you hear a story like this in the news--its about a chick who cut off a guy's penis and not a chick who cut off a pair of balls with a pirate sword! Down in Ft Pierce, Florida last week, a 38 year old chick named Katy Smithson got into an argument with her husband, a 44 year old guy named Ralph.

This Is What Happens When You Take Too Many Drugs "video"

gary.chenoweth — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:58:49 +0000

Ted IS God! Ted IS a Coming of God to Earth! Ted IS The Creator! Ted IS The Lord! Ted IS The King! Ted is The I AM of Current Defined I AMs! Ted IS The Ancient of Days! Ted IS The Messiah! Ted IS The One God! Of ALL Things! Ted IS a Moron!