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Free Beer & Hot Wings: Matthew McConaughey Gives Terribly Unmotivating Speech to Texas Football Team [Video]
Motivational speeches should be reserved for people who are loud, outgoing and a little crazy.
Chris Farley taught us this in his "Livin' In a Van Down by the River" skit from NBC's "Saturday Night Live" many years ago.
Matthew McConaughey is pretty much the polar opposite of Farley.