Zane gave us an update this morning on his never-ending move. He spent 8 hours there yesterday just throwing odds and ends in to boxes and cleaning the old place. A world record was broken over the weekend! There is a new world's shortest man! You can see the picture of this little freak in the Cool Links section.

Free Beer was in a bit of a haze this morning from some Nyquil he took last night. He said he hardly remembered the drive in to work. Zane tough-talked a union protestor yesterday while walking across the street from the radio station. The poor homeless dude was getting paid $20 a day to stand on the street corner with a sign and Zane verbally punched him in the face.

The effects of the Chocolate Lasagna incident from a few weeks ago are long-lasting. The investigation continued this morning to try and figure out who the culprit was. We reviewed the list of possibilities and eliminated a few more. We went over a list of the top earning celebrities from Forbes.

Zane's mind was blown last night when he watched a documentary on space and the solar system. He came in this morning and told us that our galaxy was on a collision course with another. A man was arrested at a Wal Mart recently for placing nude photos of himself around the store and on cars in the parking lot. Talking about this made us wonder what went wrong in his life that made him start doing stuff like this. This led to talk about life changing moments for guys like BTK and kids that go psycho and kill their parents.

We started off the morning talking about how Wiener 2 completely oversold the eye injury to Fedor in the recent fight. This led to talk about local MMA fights that we have been to: some were great and some sucked. We started to talk about a list that tells you how much your life is worth.

Hot Wings shaved the rest of his face last night and is now feeling the same embarrassment as Zane, Producer Joe and Steve have been for the past few weeks. He's not thrilled to be a member of Team Mustache. Check out the latest pictures on the Photos page. 2011 will hold the record for most movie sequels ever made.

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Apparently, Albert Pujols wants 30,000,000.00 for the next ten years of his career but no one thinks that will happen. As Zane was telling that story, Free Beer stole his thunder and it got all weird and awkward. Free Beer and Joe were the only ones in the world that didn't know the Winklevoss twins were played by the same guy in The Social Network; one of the crew of The Eagle burned Channing Tatum's d-tip with boiling water while working on the film. We ended the hour with the flashback of Meet me for a Nooner Challenge.

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Zane pointed out that people who post dumb statuses and pictures on Facebook suck; which is a very true statement. A story about some loser drug peddler who got caught was discussed. This man hid crack rocks in his foreskin. The Flashback was Human Limits Price is Right.

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We started the show off today talking about a minor television event that took place last night, the Super Bowl. Apparently, the attendance record wasn't broken because all the seats were not inspected by the fire marshal in time. Good planning. Free Beer and his wife watched the Other Guys last night and it apparently takes quite a random turn partway through the movie.

Wednesday, Feb 02, 2011

"I hate All Star Games"

Free Beer was out sick this morning, so the show had that "something isn't quite right" feel to it. Zane gave us an update on the door locks on the building this morning. A few months back, he ripped the building management because in the six years that we've been in this building, the door locks have not worked consistently. Finally, the locks were replaced yesterday!

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There was some talk this morning about possibly getting our all-star dodgeball team back together. Our friend is organizing a dodgeball benefit for A-T in April and wants us to play again. Free Beer told us this morning about the experience he had at a pizza place this weekend when a group of disgusting band geeks came in.